what are some of the best punhlines you ever heard?
 

Best punchlines of all time??
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What are the best punchlines u have ever heard...

"you rely on M16's like D12"...think about that bitch.....-Apathy

"Breakin in cribs with a chrome bar
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r" - Big L

"Just say the word ill leave ur DNA on the curb
Stick my dick in ur ear and fuck what u heard" - Rakim



"Check the time its around that hour..lil niggaz they aint round that powder
The aint super or luigi or mario they aint found that power..They couldnt spit fire if they found that flower"
-Joe Budden

"They think we spellin iverson when the beef all done cuz you be on I-Vs in the E-R son"- 40 Cal

Just a few off the best off the top..feel free to add

Been done before but whatever.

Joe Budden Game over-

"This fag can't be for real he's gettin at me
he gon need more than a shield and Vick Mackie"

I watch that show the shield since season 1, you just gotta realize how hard vick mackey. I was like "DAMN that's a lot of fire power son.

budden is dope

''nigga's hate to think ima legend...
and comming at me with Envy like kevin spacey in seven''

i'll drop more later

Joe Buddens

"just when I gathered whats left
I had to knock on wood like Hank Gather's head"

"them niggas'll still hit em
they know the hood's too poor to hire CSI and Gill Grissom"

i got a million and 1 budden punchlines thats outraegous

"cowards.. know the toys bust loco
thats why they tryina dap my hand like the boys club logo"

"make em put that tool to use
and these niggas'll be in the game shakin like Mahmood Abdul Raouff"

"far as rappers, Im thinkin they fraud,
call him all rubix cubes, cause I really use to think they was hard, HAR!
for once trust me, you dont wanna start problems
the pound'll make you Eddie Curry with a heart problem
so if you on the block, with only a few grams man
then you a BIRD nigga Toucan Sam"

FUCK IT! His entire verse in 6 minutes of death is a quotable

I don't like Ja Rule...but always liked the personal nature of this one MAN HE RIPPED EMINEM the peices with this one he also ripped the shit out of fifty

"Em ya claim ya mothers a crack head and kim is a known slut,
Whats Hailey gonna be when she grown up?"

That is harsh there...but a good way to handle beef...
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[QUOTE=tornado220]Best punchlines of all time??
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"They think we spellin iverson when the beef all done cuz you be on I-Vs in the E-R son"- 40 Cal

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What song is that? That's tough.

Lloyd Banks...this is not my fav. but was tight

He rocking a watch full of dummy rocks,
who ever rocks those is a dummy...

pffffffffttttttttttttt

"ill snap ur triger finger in 6 spots, u'll havta lick hyperdermic needles it lick shots"
diabolic

i seen ur single on sale, for 99 cents WHAT? a blank CD's a dolla 50, YOUD make MORE if u'd SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!"
chino XL

"the bling era was cute, but it's bout to be done, i'll leave u "full'a'clipse" like the moon blocking the sun"
immortial technique

fuck ya'll, u dont impress me, and cant test me, a nigga so ill i got aids scared to catch me"
canibus

"i grab mics n push niggas to the left, so fast they hearts and up on the right side of they chest"
canibus

"put one between his "I's" like the S in mississisippi"
papoose

"i'll shoot u through the wall till you become next door neighbors"
papoose

"if u go platnum, it's nothing to do with luck, jus means 1 million ppl r stupid as fuck"
immorial techniquue"

"you been in the closet so long, im bout to donate u to the salvation army"
chino xl

"n inbetwwen albums, i become a masked man, like batman, n stalk my own rap fans"
canibus

"you wouldnt sell 2 copies if u made a dubble album"
eminem

"theirs where me n ya girl bang like 2 gangs"
apathy

"take me to court, thats how u do thangs, i hit u u scream ill "suuu" like wu tang"
tash

"if u ever try to floss on me up in a cypher, your platnum will fall apart like it was made of nymika"
immortial technique

"im the next best thing to X, oral sex, food stamps n welfare checks"
capone

"n ima ride till my daughters like "daddy r we their yet""
chino XL



i realize these not all punches...billl illest shit ever...

"im the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it, ill snatch ya crown with ya neck still atached to it"

canibus

"ill call ya bluff like it had a phone number"
canibus

"when a man writes off the world it's done in sloppy misspelled words, when a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive"
sage francis

could go on for weeks

Canibus's Buckingham Palace has so many damn quotables

"You so chicken you should come with a large drink and a biscuit"

then there was that line he had that was like

"If you cut the head of with a sharp enough weapon the brain will remame in consious for 10 seconds thats long enough for me to give you a message and you could go to hell and tell lucifer I said it" thats some crazy shit there

lol Canibus is just ill and shit

Uhhhh Chino XL has some tight shit to like

"To understand what I said you'd need more brain fluid thats in the seven seas'

lol iono to much shit

"dont even talk about guns..the only 9 you got..is a $5 bill and 4 1's" - canibus

I got lines that'll pop eyes like chicken and biscuits

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

slut. hahahahahaha man, thats the dopest concept i've ever heard.

"I ghostwrite, if I want I could let Diddy diss ya" - Royce da 5'9"