Pre-Season: Crazy Hades Vs. SPuL
 

This can be an Audio Battle or a Text Battle.

You two can discuss it.

Rules:

Two Minutes Minimum

or

10 Lines Minimum

Verses are due on Friday, November 17, 2006.

Good Luck.

text battle.......

- sighs. -

Whatever.

YO i'm sexy like a beast
I'll make you smell like yeast
your real name is brocoli
and I can't rhyme with that word
I know it's absurd
But I make momma's eat turds
and then I dance the hokey pokey
and eat out the eggs yolkie
whoa, i'm sexy like fat bastard
so shit, bitch, move faster

WHAT?!?!

^^lmfaoo.............

Why I Want To Be...

2nd period, Murphy
November 11, 2009


There are many legitimate scientific reasons to wish to be Spul when you grow up. First, he needs like $2000 --- cold hard smackaroos --- because he's always taking pictures of himself posing on his granny's car with his foot turned, making him look like some pant-pissing retard kid. Seriously, what's up with that shit?

Plus his haircut is pretty retarded. I don't usually criticize people for stupid shit like their do, but this is some Richard Simmons shit right here. As for his "gear", what's up with that? I got that RV mixtape --- only time that spicca Spul is #1 except when Jack and Red Bull are pissing on his burnt face. He's talking about his shoes and how they're black in that one song. How about I punch your fucking dog in the throat, bitch?

Oh yeah, and shut your spicca mouth. Fuckin wack verses, bro. Even Kool is a better lyricist than you, you horse-faced, no-car, low-life, retardly-turned shoed, unibrowed bitch ass fuck monkey.

By: Crazy Hades

P.S. FUCK YO LINE LIMITS BITCHES.

LMMFAO

V/that spicca Hades, hahaha :cool: werd

You voted because I said I was going to give you most of my prize winnings...bitch.

Still, I don't care...because Spul is a wack face.

eat sausages son, and go jack off to my pics

lol, i actually fogot about that. i voted cuz ur a sexy gorilla bear beast and spul throws like girl, werd

i throw it to natasha on msn son :hump:

lmao, pfft. so a year and a half ago -_- werd

aka she's one and a half yrs OLDER now ;) :hump:


oh also, we said a battle, not a paragraph of mumbo jumbo son. So atleast have something that looks like a verse

The Judgement

The Judges' Verdict:

Punches: SPuL

Flow: SPuL

Structure: Crazy Hades

Creativity: Crazy Hades

Entertainment: Niether

Winner: Tie

+1 Point to SPuL

+1 Point to Crazy Hades

NOTE: Both MCs are garbage.

The Judges do not have to explain their judgements. All will be explained in the mag.