LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (16-1) vs 2. Comedian (6-0)
 

im here...16-20?

20 sounds good.

g/l.

ya since u havent posted yet ima need an extension till 2morrow afternoon i wont have a computer till then...pz man

Fine with me...

This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later
he's trying to blow up from this battle, when ur a mystery writer
and making NO splash in this league like a good olympic diver
4 no shows win? dawg, get ready for some game action today
cuz my punches will have u seeing stars like shooting cops in GTA
Think you send fear thru Glocks? but your girl knows
cuz when I seen ya number call her phone, I took off
....the rest off her clothes
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it
He came out flat in this battle. shit couldn't be categorized as tight
and when I explore'd ya rhymes, I proved Christopher Columbus was right
Boooo!! im heckling him like Micheal Richards, watch him freeze
and when this Comedian snaps on stage..... it'll be over my knees
Dont fold under pressure. this chump will choke like he's stuck
...So read Karma Sutra ... n find some new ways to fuck a battle up
he's unique with his name. so bring ur bullshit to get burned
n this is the First COME, so I guess this will be the First served

18

Roger Glocks AKA Too-be-Frank


I'm on a higher level. You suck and your keys are trash, man
^^Normally, that's me being Frank
but I don't aspire to be your wack ass
this geek is crap and so i'll put this wigga bitch ta sleep
and your flow is so off that your circadian rhythm skips a beat
no rhyme scheme, no concepts - but don't get pissed at me
your style is paper thin... but you don't have a shred of dignity
kid is weak; your life is worth nothing & your vitals will plummet
that gut feeling you've got... is my fucking knife in your stomach
what you typing is rubbish so you praying to God, hoping for luck
but that light over your head's not an idea, but heaven opening up
owning this slut, drunk off the illness, but i'll still take you apart
cause i'm still sober enough... to drive this stake through your heart
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave
you're wack and you front... while to the fucking fullest i'm hot
ironic how i'm emptying my gun but am leaving every bullet in Glocks
Roger... I'll have your vitals decline when writing these rhymes
I've been calling your bluff... but it's hard with your life on the line

Up over no-shows.

This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later
Think you send fear thru Glocks? but your girl knows
cuz when I seen ya number call her phone, I took off
....the rest off her clothes
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it
he's unique with his name. so bring ur bullshit to get burned
n this is the First COME, so I guess this will be the First served

VS.

I'm on a higher level. You suck and your keys are trash, man
^^Normally, that's me being Frank
but I don't aspire to be your wack ass
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave
you're wack and you front... while to the fucking fullest i'm hot
ironic how i'm emptying my gun but am leaving every bullet in Glocks


Yeah, I've got Glocks taking this with one more quotable. It was a decent battle and I enjoyed both verses, but I felt that Roger came with more originality than Comedian. For example, Comedian had the paper thin/shred of dignity line that I've seen done before. Also, the gut feeling line is played and the heaven line I've seen before. The lack of originality in those concepts was what made me refrain from quoting them. I think that if Comedian had come with some fresher concepts then he would've won this real easy.

V/ - Roger Glocks

This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it
He came out flat in this battle. shit couldn't be categorized as tight
and when I explore'd ya rhymes, I proved Christopher Columbus was right
Dont fold under pressure. this chump will choke like he's stuck
...So read Karma Sutra ... n find some new ways to fuck a battle up

vs.

I'm on a higher level. You suck and your keys are trash, man
^^Normally, that's me being Frank
but I don't aspire to be your wack ass
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave
what you typing is rubbish so you praying to God, hoping for luck
but that light over your head's not an idea, but heaven opening up
you're wack and you front... while to the fucking fullest i'm hot
ironic how i'm emptying my gun but am leaving every bullet in Glocks


i've got y'all about even on quotables, and i think you both had some played shit. glocks had the gta line vs. comedians knife in your stomach & stake through your heart. this is really close.. but i've got to edge it glocks. comedian has the multis on lock, tho he needs to relate his set ups to his punches, and with one more quote he would have taken this.

v/ glocks.

he's trying to blow up from this battle, when ur a mystery writer
and making NO splash in this league like a good olympic diver
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it
He came out flat in this battle. shit couldn't be categorized as tight
and when I explore'd ya rhymes, I proved Christopher Columbus was right
Dont fold under pressure. this chump will choke like he's stuck
...So read Karma Sutra ... n find some new ways to fuck a battle up

vs.

no rhyme scheme, no concepts - but don't get pissed at me
your style is paper thin... but you don't have a shred of dignity
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave

That Michael Richards line was weak, was expecting a concept like that to hit hard on him, but rest of the verse was pretty cool, some tight concepts n' personals. I really liked the no splash in the league, lol. Hit hard cuz its true. Comedian came okay, but not title match worthy. Even the two lines I quoted weren't that strong. Just too many played ideas. Not a bad verse at all, just up your creativity.

Vote - Glocks

This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later
Think you send fear thru Glocks? but your girl knows
cuz when I seen ya number call her phone, I took off
....the rest off her clothes
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it


VS.

I'm on a higher level. You suck and your keys are trash, man
^^Normally, that's me being Frank
but I don't aspire to be your wack ass
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave
you're wack and you front... while to the fucking fullest i'm hot
ironic how i'm emptying my gun but am leaving every bullet in Glocks

Meh just alright for a champ battle.

Cool name flips and all but Glocks has been around soooooooooo fuckin loing its kinda cliche almost but did have one cool one i quoted.

Glocks had wittier shit i guess you can say, but wording was harsh on some, even the quotes.

Vote - Glocks

Roger Glocks wins 4-0.

Roger Glocks wins (17-1)
Comedian loses (6-1)