Believe my religion or freeze in Mell.
 

There is an invisible, untouchable mini-elephant that lives in my underwear. He created the universe with a touch of its trunk. Believe in him, though he is not able to be touched, or you will be tortured for eternity.

I alraedy lost one religion, this doesn't scare me much at all.

Well, you should. He deploys angles to do his dirty work.

Angles? You mean like in geometry? Those things are pussies.

Why, you're looking very a-cute today.

lol..smh


*walks out*

well....i's like to see some books...or at least a pamphlet before i show up to ur church...cuz im not so sure about the elephant...but i sure as shit dont wana freeze in mell....

All of his books are written in a forgotten language. It begins:

"Hola, senors. Como estas? Tienes chicle?"

- shrugs. -