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LBL Extreme Championship Belt: Wireless vs. §howcase
 Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = -2 Votes Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Saturday Night New Battles Up Sunday Morning §howcase, as the challenger, it is up to you the choice for gimmick on this match. For Full Rules Click Here |
pick a concept damnit.
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I don't know how this works. You just pick a concept.
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Tom Cruise vs. Oprah
you pick the side. dont go over 16. |
Fine with me. I'll go with my dude, Tom Cruise.
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ROFL! This will be fun.
 :laugh2: I'm married to Katie now, I know this might have been rude, But I guess it's some shocking news…and it looks like it murdered you. Be prepared to get beat, you can’t mess with Cruise’s flows, People will be saying Tom-ate-O…which is exactly what they throw at your shows. You must catch and save them for later, we know you do, You saw what I did to Rosie...and she was the only talk show host as fat as you. I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame, So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name. I had to host the peace prize with this whore, I was almost in tears, So I’ll beat her so badly until she hears No-bell…only the ringing in her ears. Did a quick read through her career and I found it funny, That she didn’t host Dialing for Dollars…that’s just how she got her money. |
o shit my b lemme key something
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im big and im black, and this is without a doubt
i'll fuck up all your holmes, so tell ur kids to watch out ur movies are shit, they all suck the same you'll have all the right moves..when you walk into a fucking train ill kick ur ass faggot, thatll be ur claim to fame the only motherfucka that i let stomp on my couch is rick james (HOLLA TO MY BOI RIP) your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch? i've got being rich down to a science.. ..& its hidden so you cant study it IM RICH BITCH, i could fit ur money in a pouch i got mo money than calories u burned fuckin up my couch whos wants toms body? holy sht lmao im takin bids cuz this shits over like your chances of ever havin normal kids |
ill kick ur ass faggot, thatll be ur claim to fame
the only motherfucka that i let stomp on my couch is rick james (HOLLA TO MY BOI RIP) your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch? i've got being rich down to a science.. ..& its hidden so you cant study it IM RICH BITCH, i could fit ur money in a pouch i got mo money than calories u burned fuckin up my couch vs I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame, So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name. I had to host the peace prize with this whore, I was almost in tears, So I’ll beat her so badly until she hears No-bell…only the ringing in her ears. Did a quick read through her career and I found it funny, That she didn’t host Dialing for Dollars…that’s just how she got her money. lol showcase had a good ending 3 bars. wireless had 3 nice ones as well this is gonna go down to the bars i DIDNT quote whos wants toms body? holy sht lmao im takin bids cuz this shits over like your chances of ever havin normal kids vs You must catch and save them for later, we know you do, You saw what I did to Rosie...and she was the only talk show host as fat as you. is the only other quotes that really stood out so based on these two votes i think wireless edged this out with that normal kids shit cuz it still hit harder than the fat tv host line by show but good battle funny shit |
I got Showcase taking this battle.
The reason I voted for Showcase is because his verse seemed harder hitting with more truthful shit in his punches. It was a decent battle and both came with some nice punchlines but I just feel Showcase dissed Oprah worse than Wireless dissed Tom Cruise. Favorite Punch from Each: Showcase: "I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame, So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name." Wireless: "your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch? i've got being rich down to a science.. ..& its hidden so you cant study it" Vote - Showcase |
Tie. Both win.
Wireless wins. Showcase wins. |
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