Actor Battle: Keyed vs. Syntax
 

Roflz, dope. How many?

I'm not sure, eight bars sound good?

Blah, keyed this shit real quick..

Yo..
Josh you stuck..up Dawsons Creek without paddles
And there's no reference to boxing..
When I say you've always been in my shadow
Step to James and you get smacked son
Plus you couldn't claim a valued 20..
Even with your last name being Jackson
The truth hurts, you get bashed and bruised
Holmes left me through script..
In reality, she left you for Tom Cruise
Dudes one screw loose..missing some parts
My fist and your face stay together..
Like most couples on Change of Heart
I've been the main star in movies
Son you've been at most a co-actor..
Your performances don't move me..
You get less feed-back than bad chiropractors
Your latest movie "Cursed" got bad ratings man
You can't act, so what's your excuss..
Oh yea I forgot, you're Canadian
This ain't a "Urban Legend" it's real dude
With "Cruel Intentions"..
I'ma murder and make you "Scream 2"
Faggot..
I get under you skin like tattoos
You tried out for Jay and Silent Bob..
James took that away from you too
You a bum..
Van Der Bleek gave you your big break
Dog you lived in my crib..
When Dawson Creeks' first season was tapped
It's over for you..I'ma make it real clear
You've been dead since you stepped in..
Just like your acting career

Syntax WINS 1-0
Keyed NO-SHOWS 0-1