Crazy Night
 

Yep. Today was one of those days, man. I awoke in the basement with puke stains on my shirt and no idea what the fuck happend last night. So this morning, I made a few calls, and here is what I've found out so far.


I was at this party, and I drank 3/4's of a handle of some popov by myself. Then I passed out in the back room where I was then carried out of by some friends while I was still out. I was then laid on the couch. I awoke to several people crowded around me, and I apparently forgot where I was at. I then told this drunk bitch how horny I was, and we went in the back room together and did the grown up. I now realize that she's not as sexy as she appeared to be last night, which is kind of a bummer. I was also told that during the party while I was drunk, I started screaming that I couldn't feel my face, and I started punching myself in the face. Later, I broke the ping pong table when I fell on top of it, and then i started doing somersaults.

Then when we were leaving the party, I walked out of the house in my socks (everything is covered in ice and snow and it was -5 outside) and I went up to the car to get in, except it wasn't our car. Then I went back to get my shoes and slipped on the ice and fell on my ass, where I laid laughing for a good 5 minutes.

I DONT REMEMBER A GODDAMN THING! Shit's crazy, son.

I still have some more calls to make...

lol you had your beer goggles on last night as far as that chick's concerned lool

no matter it happens to the best of us :laugh:

LMAO.....dude, I gotta hang out with you one night man. You got the best stories :thumbup:

You already know :cool:

I gotta divorce my wife first though cause hanging with you would probably get me divorced anyway and I don't want to have much to worry about....lol

I dropped acid last night and didnt sleep..

Sick one.....

I love acid......haven't done it in a minute though :(

sounds like you had fun without actually experiencing it. haha

Yeah, basically