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Syntax (2-0) vs. DaTrusHurtz (2-0)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association NFL Team Battles ============  DaTrusHurtz vs.  Syntax ============ In this battle, you will be dissing the team of your opponent. Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
How predictable..
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5 2-0 people, I pitted 4 of them against each other, so yes, this should have been somewhat predictable.
Check, how many |
Actually I'ma be busy tomorrow, like I have this whole weekend, so lets make this a 10 BAR maximum. :thumbup:
Actually Syntax said 6 bar maximum, then changed it to 10 bar maximum at the last minute to TRY to catch me off guard. A pure bitch move - Trus |
Fuck it, this fag gone wait till last minute as usual lol
Houston Texans are garbage, and if you don't get the punchlines then don't vote! Listen son.. Another losing season, ya team is wreckless I've heard of disappointments.. And they do say everythings bigger in Texas!! Ya teams on a crash course, bruised and scar'd And that pun was intended.. To metaphor the fact ya quaterback is David Carr Dude threw more interceptions than touchdowns Son he's the worst Its obvious this faggot couldn't connect a pass If it was pinned to his shirt Jags finished 2nd in defense...Texans in 24th I just thought I'd let ya know.. That this is supposed to be a physical sport Your offensive line allowed 43 sacks..that's scary Your team is in hell.. Because ya'll only produced 23 like Jim Carrey Ya head coach sucks, and ya assistant coach's a dummy Especially since ya existence.. Ya team stacked up more L's than potheads on 4/20 Fuck the stats, I'ma cut you real deep son Your GM.. Kicks himself in the ass for not drafting Vince Young Now.. I ain't King Koopa, and you ain't a trooper Plus this ain't Nintendo.. And the Mario you picked definitly ain't super I'm not being smart, just stating the facts No me-ow reference to Cat.. When they say all "Williams" are comedian acts So fall back, better ya team and RUN IT right now Because it's pathetic when.. There are more touchdown dances by ya kicker Kris Brown |
There's a cliche about how Texans leave bitch's bleedin'
And how everything's bigger in texas... ... LIKE THE 2 DEFEATS WE HANDED U THIS SEASON I've checked ur history, its a fuckin' mess of a show and Ur team's such a Giant disaster, Coughlin left u to coach them Its a 32 team league n' everyone's fittin' to score So grats on ur latest 3rd place finish... in a lousy division of 4 I know secrets on how to beat u that'll leave u cryin' in fear But I'll keep that on the DL... like Fred Taylor's entire career ^^^ That secrets out, but why u suck so much is a mystery But AllTell... Stadium, is the worst football venue in history Ur receivers suck, tight end sucks, ur team's fallin' n' yo I saw the Brady Bunch... a streak of dropped balls in a row U were okay a decade ago, but ur team's not the shit, queer All ur best players Leftwich is why u missed the playoffs this year Division rivals, u dissin us? This dude isn't right Texans suck? THEN WHY THE FUCK DID U LOSE TO US TWICE?!? Checked out ur cheerleaders, wanted to see what ur chicks had I saw The Roar... n' thought I was watchin' that roller coaster in Six Flags Now, at the very least, most teams got game n' great cheers And so do you... ... wonder why u haven't won ONE playoff game in 8 years??? And I wonder why ur such a fag, seriously. Pz |
Wow, at the first line for each useing the same concept of bigger in texas :laugh:
Edit this with a vote later |
I deleted all ur freeposts, Syntax
Say 1 more word and ur DQ'd for swaying. Choice is yours to let me win by DQ or go ahead and let this get some votes. |
Jags finished 2nd in defense...Texans in 24th
I just thought I'd let ya know.. That this is supposed to be a physical sport ^^ i thought your verse was reaaaaal hit and miss type, but the misses were alot more. the hits were kinda weak and that^^ was probably the only one that i felt connected and hit. Your scheme wasnt really smooth either. Threw me off at times. vs... Now, at the very least, most teams got game n' great cheers And so do you... ... wonder why u haven't won ONE playoff game in 8 years??? U were okay a decade ago, but ur team's not the shit, queer All ur best players Leftwich is why u missed the playoffs this year V- Trus He had harder hitters pretty much, and much more consistant. |
Looks like i win 1-0. Lucky for u it only got 1 vote or it would have been more lobsided
Trus WINS 3-0 Syntax LOSES 2-1 |
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