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Aurora Sky (0-1) vs. Baron, Bitch! (0-0)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association NFL Team Battles ============  Aurora Sky vs.  Baron, Bitch! ============ In this battle, you will be dissing the team of your opponent. Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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Rofl at giving a british guy this on his first week. I dont know fucking ANYTHING about Yank football.
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^-Google it :laugh:
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Colors for team spirit bitch!
Giants built tough, Eagles' always need brakes from the way Tiki makes they knees' break and everyone knows this teams gay, thats why Philly is only known for its cheese-stakes! Eagles just a joke in the end, throw ya coach out the window, like ya hopes n ya dreams, let the truth unfold cuz Eagles aint a super bowl team, they just a soup an bowl team! (Chunkys) Donnovans'not comming back, hes built like a bitch and broke an ankle after the first sac, cant run it back, West Brook will get a left Hook quicker than Mcnabb could fumble a pass! Phillys budget in a choke hold, lazy fucks just stand and watch, face it ya seasons done, i know you broke so ill spot ya with a hand-me-down jock that you can clean with ya tongue! Eagles proceed in a losing fashion, use ya team jersey to wipe my ass with, yall got it backwards, cuz Momma Mcnabb aint the team mom, she the team mattress! When Strahan hits ya man he'll hand his ass back to him backwards with a note attached to the front, saying "Thanks, come back again!" Eagles feeble at best, steppin to this, get stepped on, leavin a cleet in ya chest, no T.O to be recieving the pass, intercepting the toss, no question ya best is a loss! (Lost S.b 39) Spit by the truth inspired, my team balls' but they usually riders', you dudes just liars, cuz beatin us like someone deaf dumb and blind kickin a field goal through a hoop of fire! |
They say a midget standing on the Giants shoulder can see much further than the Giants ..”
First off, quit it with text geek. If Jeremy Shockey is your Tight End, then I’m kicking your Jeremy Shockey into the middle of next week! And Imma come off best in this match .. Cos the Giants always choke on the big ones. And my cocks no exception to that. That hood you claim really failed you cousin .. You only looked up to felons, cos half the Giants team been in jail for SOMETHING! Come the end of season, your team really starts to blow .. Fans chants of "Go Team!" turn to "Go blow a nine-point lead with a minute and a half to go". Faggot. You’ll get smashed with ease. Cos while Michael Strachan leads the league in sacks. I’m the one who leads your mother into the sack with ME! C'mon now, Get serious .. |
Aurora Sky:
Eagles just a joke in the end, throw ya coach out the window, like ya hopes n ya dreams, let the truth unfold cuz Eagles aint a super bowl team, they just a soup an bowl team! Vs. Baron, Bitch! First off, quit it with text geek. If Jeremy Shockey is your Tight End, then I’m kicking your Jeremy Shockey into the middle of next week! Come the end of season, your team really starts to blow .. Fans chants of "Go Team!" turn to "Go blow a nine-point lead with a minute and a half to go". Vote - Baron. Baron came out with fire on that first bar, and then fell off from there, but he had another decent bar further down the verse. As for Aurora, he had a good bar with the wordplay and punch with the Soup-A-Bowl line, but everything else just didn't connect. I kinda liked this battle, keep up the work. |
Come the end of season, your team really starts to blow ..
Fans chants of "Go Team!" turn to "Go blow a nine-point lead with a minute and a half to go". vs. Nothing Now, don't get discouraged Aurora, the left hook and chunky's soup ideas were really good, u just didn't execute them well. Team mattress line made me laugh but i didn't think it was quite good enough to quote. Wording was definately your downfall here as ur execution didn't allow u to hit properly on most of your punches. Baron, u on the meanwhile came okay. Ur verse was clearly limited by your limited knowledge of NFL football, but still some good lines in there. Jeremy Shockey line wasn't bad either. Only line I really didn't like was ur line about jail cuz that was basically a fake personal as none of the giants really have a history of being in jail, but u had the better verse so u get this. Vote - Baron |
Eagles just a joke in the end, throw ya coach out the window, like ya hopes n ya dreams,
let the truth unfold cuz Eagles aint a super bowl team, they just a soup an bowl team! vs. That hood you claim really failed you cousin .. You only looked up to felons, cos half the Giants team been in jail for SOMETHING! Come the end of season, your team really starts to blow .. Fans chants of "Go Team!" turn to "Go blow a nine-point lead with a minute and a half to go". V- Baron For a more enjoyable verse. I agree with Trus though, Aurora had some okay concepts but didnt execute to its full potential. |
Baron wins 3-0
Baron WINS 1-0 Aurora LOSES 0-2 |
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