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Group D: Slouch (1-0) vs. Professor (0-1)
Its week 2 of this 6 week season. Since there is only 24 competing this year, you'll have to drop extra hard to make the playoffs. Let's see what you can do..
Battler #1: Professor Battler #2: Slouch Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Wednesday night (11:59 pm ET) Battler #2 drops 2 bars due Thursday night (11:59 pm ET) Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Friday night (11:59 pm ET) 4 Links in check-in due Sunday afternoon (6:30 pm ET) Here are a few rules that you SHOULD know already but if not, now you do: - Feeding is allowed AND encouraged! - If you sway, you WILL be DQ'ed. There are no second chances. - Voting rules are enforced. If you dont leave links you'll lose. And remember, all votes must be broken down bar by bar. - If you havent read the rules yet, do it now. Good Luck. |
check....good luck man
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Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped
And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous |
I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion
Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! peace. |
Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard
Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? |
Professor:
Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous ^^I liked this..concept a bit played but u did a good flip Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? ^^this was alright..coulda been worded better but still good vs. Slouch: I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! ^^witty bar but i wasnt feeling the structure Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! ^^decent try.. i get thebar but the punch was wack and the setup was too long overall i feel prof got this one he had one good punch and an alright punch.. although if slouch had made his structure and wording better he would have won v// professor |
I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion
Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! ^^lol Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! ^^liked vs. Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous ^^not feelin Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? ^^heard things very similar to this before V- Slouch I thought his structure was kinda weird but in the end it worked. Voting Slouch for better creativity and harder stuff. |
I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion
Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! decent but kinda streched.... Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! nice metephore.... vs. Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous preety weak wasnt feeling this... Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? decent wordplay.... vote: slouch, bearly due to hes streched lines but had harder hitting material... |
wow....wtf is up...vote bitches
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Professor:
Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous ^Concept was cool, but not very effective. 2/5 Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? ^A funny ass diss, but an alright punch. 2/5 Slouch: I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! ^Heh, this pretty funny. Ok punch. 2/5 Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! ^This was a nice wordplay line, and a cool punch. 2.5/5 VOTE = SLOUCH |
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Fuck a break, I'm moving in cause this Slouch ain't delveloped
And I'll give you such a hunch, that Quasimoto will be jealous The setup kinda hurt this cuz it didn't lead well into the concept at all. Bar is okay, not great, but still haven't seen it before vs. I got a hump to envy? Your girl would second the notion Bitch you got a face that's erosive, it ASTOUNDS dude...! Quasi would be ringing them bells in hopes the sound would drown you! This is really stretched and that takes away from it. You coulda said the same thing in 2 lines, but the concept here is really cool Wtf @ giving me a hunch, you aint really deep, you silly b My philosophy on wax alone goes over your head... Overshadows your Eyedeas and got you faded with Abilites! Nah, I felt this was kinda too corny to really hit vs. Wanna make moves on my girl? Well she'd rather slap you tard Cause you can't passed foreplay when you can't count that far? You shoulda fed of something he said instead. I wasn't feelin' this, felt it was too simple You both had an okay first bar and fell off a bit in the 2nd. Slouch u gotta fix ur stretchedness, but that first bar of urs was the best in the battle and won this for u. Vote - Slouch |
Slouch wins, prof losses.
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