Dumbest thing you ever did at work?
 

So far for me was last night...

Throwing a football in the store and knocking down a light while subsequently fucking up the fixture as well.

Go.

lol the stupidest thing i've ever done at work.......hmmm.....i'd have to say.....when i was a dishwasher i remember throwing the wet towl back in the dishpit when iw as in the place where the waitresses pick up the food and i wasn't relaly paying attention if there was anyone coming and i threw it and hit one of the waitresses straight in the head..i wasn't even tryin to

well, ive never had a job, lol, but tha dumbest thang ive seen somebody else do at werk, wuz smoke crack at subway while making my sub... seriously. werd

I have one too many things, the other night i just fired off an uncensored rendition of eminem's second verse in stir crazy with madd rapper, umm.....the other night instead of picking up the phone and saying "thank you for calling monicals pizza in urbana how may i help you" i just picked up the phone and said "what!?"...

^^ lmfaooooo @ you being the only possible person on earth to have that happen to you

Probably when i was sweeping the jobsite and ended up with 13 stitches

Who gets injured from sweeping, besides me >.<

in a previous job i was working in a warehouse and there a downhill conveyor belt.
i accidentally put the washing machine on it vertically and before i knew it the thing went flying down the belt lol

... went in after hours, and had sex on my desk... aaaand, my manager walked in to do some after hours work, and he had to walk past my office to get to his, aaaand, no one gets dressed in 5 seconds or less and magically makes a non-work-associated-blonde dissapear. :(

word.

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^ same deal but not really.......had sex with my bosses daughter.....he found out when she came in the resturant and gave me a kiss before she left.....safe to say the second she realized there was no relationship going to happen she got daddy to fire me.....

i had sex at work too... i work at a morgue :cool: werd

i never did it at work just with the boss's daughter....to clear that up

how about when i worked at Valvoline..... and .... :high:..... well.... they asked me to fill up one of the reserve tanks for window washer fluid.... no problem... i worked in the pit..... i busted out my pipe... smoked a lil kush... turned the water on at like 4:00pm.... left it runnin down stairs... forgot to shut it off b4 i left for the evenin cuz we all got together after hours and would drink beers off the clock in the bays.... so.... i get a call at like 6am ..... TITOOOOOOOOO.... YOU MUDA FUCKA.... YOU FLOODED THE PIT MON!!!.... hahahaha You gotta remember my boss was West Indian.... hahaah.... so word.... Seven Could tell yall how funny that shit was..... an to say the least..... I no longer am employed with Valvoline :)


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^ Most Fun Job ever though ... smokin weed all day son...... werd


-Bronsky

i was watchin card throwing on myth busters and the next day i started tossing pepperonis well needless to say i was out front by the register and threw a pep curving back into the kitchen and it stuck to my managers face the funniest shit ever...

i fucked my boss.....so awkward.....

My friend karate kicked a tray into the ceiling tile.