So...I came 1cm to gettin arrested tonight
 

after a quiet night in the Crown, me and a few mates decide to hit up Brannigans which is a local night club...well we're there for only a few minutes where one breh shoves my mate Dan and they have a "private word" with each other...anyways this guy knows one of the lads (Gareth) who we were with so we managed to defuse the situation in the club...but Dan and this other guy who's name was Tyrone saw a girl they both knew from school and her b/f was pranging out and the bouncers ended up throwin them ALL out except me lol...so i go outside the club phone Gareth and find out that Dan and Tyrone are squaring up to each other near the fire station...so me and gareth and Tyrones mates were all trying to pull each other away (apparantly Tyrone was on bail but w/e) and eventually the police and the bouncers get wind of the situation...but even though it was all sorted, Dan was determined to get a cab outside Brannigans even though the bouncers and police wouldn't let him through...so me and Gareth were tellin him to go the other way and he wouldnt have it when a policeman was gonna arrest him, i stuck out my arms as to say no no no we're sortin this...and he put his hands on me so instinctively i threw him to the ground lol, i got jumped by 2 policeman beaten with batons and sprayed with CS Gas after i DARED them to lmao...but at first they arrested me, then let me go with a caution and an £80 fine, and gareth who was trying to defend me coz i was gettin beat on got arrested now he's spending the night in the police cell...while Dan...who was the epicentre of all this is subscribing to PORN next to me...

basically my face is STINGING like fuck, i was blinded for well over 30 mins and our mates in a police cell...fuckin SHIT

Did you pee yourself?

errrr...no :spit:

Somehow I couldn't help but laugh a bit with all the "mate" and "lad" talk, but I feel you. lol. Stay outta trouble and make music man. :thumbup:

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^ lol it's ok i couldn't help but laugh when this knob was saying i was gonna get boyed and banged out...and that he was a professional boxer...i know where he lives and drinks anyways so i'd like to see him try it :thumbup:

lmao @ the bredrin at the centre of this subscribing to porn next to you haha

cool story.

sounds fucked up and sounds like a stupid fun night.

^ it was a good night...VERY eventful...definitely best bit of fun i've had in a while lol