Problems with my english lit. professor (help, son?!)
 

The guy is always trying to bump heads with me.
More and more as of late.
And in turn he chooses not to give me assignment outlines and rubricks, thus ensuring failure and life in a cardboard box for me. I know in high school when you have problems with someone you go see a guidance counsellor and shit but um... They don't give a fuck in university. Soooo, advice please?

Well if i was you id talk wit dude man 2 man he proly respect u for doin it...... Get things str8 ....trust me i done it befor it works

Here's the thing though, everytime I try to ask him about shit he just waves me off.

leave a note on his desk.. no names, no prints

say this exactly

"hello professor, lets play a game... i have a bomb strapped to my lower abdomen and its active to explode any minute in your class room, once it detonates you and everyone else in the room will be engulfed in a fiery fury... you better wise up because if i hear another word with that negative attitude... just one word... just one word... just one."

then i guarentee he'll be nicer to you and everyone else.

hahahahahahahahaha at Bob...hahahaha

naw, what you can do is complain about his teachin style, if enough kids complain, the adminstartion will talk to him n he aint gonna know you had shit to do with it...atleast were i attend college thats how it works..

you know they have academic advisors at university.........

I don't know. . you're a chick so just bang him or something.

if he's actually being unfair and making you fail, then speak with the dean of that department. they do give a fuck at university. but if you know deep down inside that you're being a douche to him, then straighten up your act and speak with him about it.

its a good chance its something you're doing to make him react that way. teachers have a lot to deal with, why would they go out of their way to have someone stress them out?

look at the difference between your own actions and some other peopels actions. I'd put money on it something you're doing is just getting under his skin and up till now you failed to realize it

if you really want to initate rapid change after you acknowledge it and process it around for a little while, speak to him on a personal level and tell him you acknowledge what you did to (unkowingly) get under his skin and explain how things are going to be different from here on out. guarantee you'll see an immediate difference in how he feels about you.

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