- screams in laughter. - God is Asian.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I

That guy is unbelievable. Listen to him plug his completely ridiculous sci-fi novel about superdragons killing tons and tons of humans.

roflmao........

Eng: You're probably wondering why I call myself god of the universe.
Interviewer: No. Tell me why you hate white people.

Cracked me up.