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19. Civilized Gangsta (2-3) vs. 20. Prycele$$ (3-4)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
check. i'm bout to pryce yo momma.
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Yep. Lets drop early. 14, by tomorrow night.
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Ya mom is so stupid, no one even knows that gay heffor.
Funny how she can play dumb, n still not pull a A for effort Thats pussy's so loose, hit it? shiit, she's not even worth it I'd auction her off...but the pryce value would be worthless She's got so many problems, I'm not sure if a Psyche would cut it dude Obviously ya not losin weight on the pill, maybe u should try somethin new The date was s'posed to of been big money, thas all spent on food When she said we were goin to a drive up.. .....................I didn't know she meant the dollar menu Yeah that fast shit got her a lil overweight, theres no cuttin back now Seriously....Is she fuckin standin up, or is she sitting back down |
eh 10, sounds good..
ya mom was gainin weight so i said lose or leave ho.. well.. i gave her props for tryin... ..but the weight loss pills kept gettin lost in her cheek bones slut and whore, birth control is a no, u can take her and fuck her.. so his mom got more fuckin babies then chinese dumpsters.. dirty girl she need to lift her shirt up just a bit 'n i wont stress cause seein her cleavage is like lookin down the valley of death ive seen ya mom fat flap game and its gettin kinda old... but wit all them bad hands that been on her.. i was expectin more folds.. ya mom hates sleepin at ur sisters cuz she has a bunk.. but everyday must be a great day.. cuz if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed she gets stuck |
Dope job man. Prolly one of the best verses i've seen from you.
uppin this. should be a good battle. |
Ya mom is so stupid, no one even knows that gay heffor.
Funny how she can play dumb, n still not pull a A for effort coo Thats pussy's so loose, hit it? shiit, she's not even worth it I'd auction her off...but the pryce value would be worthless nahh She's got so many problems, I'm not sure if a Psyche would cut it dude Obviously ya not losin weight on the pill, maybe u should try somethin new wording The date was s'posed to of been big money, thas all spent on food When she said we were goin to a drive up.. .....................I didn't know she meant the dollar menu coo.. cud be worded harder Yeah that fast shit got her a lil overweight, theres no cuttin back now Seriously....Is she fuckin standin up, or is she sitting back down ok seems like you got some cool cliches in there, you just should work on the connection to the cliche and the punch, its there just not clear enough and could be if you thought harsher. vs ya mom was gainin weight so i said lose or leave ho.. well.. i gave her props for tryin... ..but the weight loss pills kept gettin lost in her cheek bones wording slut and whore, birth control is a no, u can take her and fuck her.. so his mom got more fuckin babies then chinese dumpsters.. nah dirty girl she need to lift her shirt up just a bit 'n i wont stress cause seein her cleavage is like lookin down the valley of death iight ive seen ya mom fat flap game and its gettin kinda old... but wit all them bad hands that been on her.. i was expectin more folds.. ok ya mom hates sleepin at ur sisters cuz she has a bunk.. but everyday must be a great day.. cuz if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed she gets stuck nah some cool concepts, but then some concepts were kind of bland. the vally of death line probably hit the hardest but i didnt see much harshness from you either... v/Stubbs.K |
Rise.
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The date was s'posed to of been big money, thas all spent on food
When she said we were goin to a drive up.. .....................I didn't know she meant the dollar menu vs. slut and whore, birth control is a no, u can take her and fuck her.. so his mom got more fuckin babies then chinese dumpsters.. dirty girl she need to lift her shirt up just a bit 'n i wont stress cause seein her cleavage is like lookin down the valley of death ROFL, okay okay okay...Stubbs had more creativity in his shit, but lacked wording...and then Prycele$$ just made me laugh like fuck at those 2 punches lol...if only you worded them a bit better. Both were inconsistant though, but like I said the relevance behind both of Prycele$$' punches is better than Stubbs so I gotta give it to him. V/ Prycele$$ |
i dont really fuck wit any of your bars this time around. seems like you tried hard to come with good concepts just none of them were really affective. wording played a big part and some just werent good. no hate tho mah dood
vs i could quote your whole verse as lines that were "ok". nothing to special but nothing really weak. pryce takes this one because his whole verse was pretty decent v//pryce |
Ya mom is so stupid, no one even knows that gay heffor.
Funny how she can play dumb, n still not pull a A for effort ok Thats pussy's so loose, hit it? shiit, she's not even worth it I'd auction her off...but the pryce value would be worthless no She's got so many problems, I'm not sure if a Psyche would cut it dude Obviously ya not losin weight on the pill, maybe u should try somethin new bland The date was s'posed to of been big money, thas all spent on food When she said we were goin to a drive up.. .....................I didn't know she meant the dollar menu Ok. Yeah that fast shit got her a lil overweight, theres no cuttin back now Seriously....Is she fuckin standin up, or is she sitting back down cool vs ya mom was gainin weight so i said lose or leave ho.. well.. i gave her props for tryin... ..but the weight loss pills kept gettin lost in her cheek bones nope slut and whore, birth control is a no, u can take her and fuck her.. so his mom got more fuckin babies then chinese dumpsters.. weak dirty girl she need to lift her shirt up just a bit 'n i wont stress cause seein her cleavage is like lookin down the valley of death lol, for some reason ive seen ya mom fat flap game and its gettin kinda old... but wit all them bad hands that been on her.. i was expectin more folds.. ok ya mom hates sleepin at ur sisters cuz she has a bunk.. but everyday must be a great day.. cuz if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed she gets stuck nah man, weak wording...had no effect ok battle here... V- Stubbs |
wow, 2-2. FOUR different angles of voting.
Close shit. uppin this. |
yeh..
2 - 2 lets keep it goin.. |
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K.STUBBS ------------ Ya mom is so stupid, no one even knows that gay heffor. Funny how she can play dumb, n still not pull a A for effort Ehhh... nah, almost though. 0.5/2 Thats pussy's so loose, hit it? shiit, she's not even worth it I'd auction her off...but the pryce value would be worthless Points for the nameplay, the diss was iffy. 1/2 She's got so many problems, I'm not sure if a Psyche would cut it dude Obviously ya not losin weight on the pill, maybe u should try somethin new The 2nd line wasn't close to being worded harshly. 0.5/2 The date was s'posed to of been big money, thas all spent on food When she said we were goin to a drive up.. .....................I didn't know she meant the dollar menu The fuck is a drive up? This was ok. 1/2 Yeah that fast shit got her a lil overweight, theres no cuttin back now Seriously....Is she fuckin standin up, or is she sitting back down Huh? Nah... I get it, but nah. Wording is poor. 0.5/2 - 3.5/10 - ------------- PRYCELE$$ ------------- ya mom was gainin weight so i said lose or leave ho.. well.. i gave her props for tryin... ..but the weight loss pills kept gettin lost in her cheek bones Didn't he just use this concept? Anyways, this was better than his. 1/2 slut and whore, birth control is a no, u can take her and fuck her.. so his mom got more fuckin babies then chinese dumpsters.. Pssshh... nah, not feelin this. 0.5/2 dirty girl she need to lift her shirt up just a bit 'n i wont stress cause seein her cleavage is like lookin down the valley of death Ok... and? This wasn't harsh. 0.5/2 ive seen ya mom fat flap game and its gettin kinda old... but wit all them bad hands that been on her.. i was expectin more folds.. If you were expecting more, that means she doesn't have a lot. Anyways, this was barely decent. 1/2 ya mom hates sleepin at ur sisters cuz she has a bunk.. but everyday must be a great day.. cuz if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed she gets stuck Lol, ok. POTB. 1.5/2 - 4.5/10 - -------------------- VOTE: PRYCELE$$ -------------------- |
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