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11. Phil Benjamin (2-1) vs. 12. Tebo (1-3)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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since nobody posted I need extension for tomorrow, plz this my second extension ever b4...
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Ya momma mixed with a blonde would be kinda hot
& damn... if she shaved them legs & mustache, she'de resemble you alot Ya mom's a nice women never take her for granted Your her seed & if planted... Couldn't find another dog person on the planet Ya momma's well rounded seems it runs in the family She can do anything & your so fat your accomplishments to thems glutony Ya momma has nice legs I wanna check inside em Even years after her vagina still sweet.. how the fuck you come out so rotten Ya momma's a slut hate to burst your bubble When she gave birth to you, just meant your future wifes life is in trouble 10, EDIT: oh just saw ur gonna drop, thats cool |
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sorry for droppin late
yo moma reminds me of a bowling ball, just to state facts cause you finger the hole throw her in the gutta an she comes right back yo moma's so ugly, it cause's highway havoc when she smile her teeth so yellow it slows down traffic yo moma's a slob, an whats worst the bitch so fat she got pictures of food in her purse ya moma's dirty, an i cant stand the bitch her breath smells soooo bad she can't help but to talk shit ya moma's so retarded, someone needs to clap her the bitch so slow she use's speed stick to get to work faster |
Ya momma has nice legs I wanna check inside em
Even years after her vagina still sweet.. how the fuck you come out so rotten this was iiiight tryn come fresher with the concepts mah dood. i see your thinkin out of the box and tryna be creative but try to word your ideas better yanamean vs yo moma reminds me of a bowling ball, just to state facts cause you finger the hole throw her in the gutta an she comes right back yo moma's so ugly, it cause's highway havoc when she smile her teeth so yellow it slows down traffic yo moma's a slob, an whats worst the bitch so fat she got pictures of food in her purse ya moma's dirty, an i cant stand the bitch her breath smells soooo bad she can't help but to talk shit ya moma's so retarded, someone needs to clap her the bitch so slow she use's speed stick to get to work faster whooole verse was unoriginal. i can go on yomomma.com or some shit like that n find every one of your bars no need for explanation tebo wins for actually havin his own verse v//tebu |
Phil
a moma's dirty, an i cant stand the bitch her breath smells soooo bad she can't help but to talk shit That's the only thing that made me chuckle. But, unfortunately, it seems like you took the theme this week too seriously. You have to put wit into your verses. Your bars look like they were copied straight from a website. Tebo Ya momma mixed with a blonde would be kinda hot & damn... if she shaved them legs & mustache, she'de resemble you alot This ended the battle. Your verse was overall decent. Nothing really stood out but this. You definitely had enough though. -------------- VOTE: TEBO -------------- |
Okay, no contest here. Phil came shitty and played except kinda on the speed stick punch. Everything else was so generic, it's slightly sad. Tebo had a few cool lines and concepts, but he really didn't need much to take this.
V/ Tebo |
Tebo wins 3-0
Tebo WINS 2-3 Phil Benjamin LOSES 2-2 |
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