So there was a fight at my school and...
 

So. Starts off, generic beginning. I'm right there, four feet away, they're arguing over a phone call someone made, number #1 pushes number #2. Number #2 fights back, it's a pretty good brawl, he busts the other guy's nose and eye and lip, comes away virtually unscathed.

Except.

Number #2

WENT NUMBER #2 ON HIMSELF. HE SHAT HIMSELF. HAHAHA. OMG. HE PISSED HIMSELF TOO. FUCKING DARK GREEN, LIKE A BABY WHO JUST ATE SPINACH. NUMBER #1 STEPPED IN IT.

thats just hilarious....

Not that he was excited that he won or anything. He had been expecting the fight and whatnot, he just had to go to the bathroom. Not even retarded or anything like that. Plays on the school baseball team.

I was fucking OUT OF THERE.

that woulda bin fucking hilarious. werd

Sounds like no one won that fight.

how in the fuck do you shit your pants, thats def. more embarrasin' then gettin' your ass kicked!!.. lmao

so you go to a school with numbers, not people?

Well, it's a good thing I don't go to school with any smartass Kiwis who can't rap and go around in perfectly respectable threads and ruins them with his suck.

LMFAO @ smartass kiwis haha...pwnd


but how can you just doo doo on yourself like that? infront of people? id be fighting my butt more then i wuld be fighting that dude, just so i dont shit myself.

yeah, or if worse comes to worse make it look like your doin' it on pupose and just shit on #1! lol,

I think he said that he had diarrhea and was punched in the stomach, but all I saw was face hits and I was right there.

lol wow i don't think i've ever come across something like that before lool

hahahahahahahaha

wheres that "NO WE'RE NOT! THATS ON YOUTUBE" dude when you need him