Wow I feel like a complete duesche.
 

So I just got back from the local Chinese restaurant, and i got take out. as soon as i got home i emptied all my pockets and sat down to eat at the computer right here.

i then looked at my bed and saw the money i got back after i payed 20 bucks, my cell phone, and my un-deposited paycheck.

but I didn't see my wallet.

I then filled up with rage and and began screaming uncontrollably like a cave man with the windows open. The construction workers outside stopped to stare and my neighbor came over to see if i had finally gone crazy and murdered my family.

My neighbor asked what's wrong and I said "I THINK I LEFT MY WALLET AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT AND I KNOW DAMN WELL THOSE FUCKS WOULD KEEP IT".

She says yeah, I begin screaming again and slam the back door in her face saying i gotta go real quick.

Then when I get back to my room I see my wallet on my bed. Turns out it was flipped upside down so the black part was matching my sheets and I couldn't see it. Rofl.

I then shut my windows and signed on RV to post this.

I hope the neighbor isn't mad.

wassup?

lmfao.

try being legally blind n not seeing shit infront of u like that n trippin, hahaha, werd

hahaha
im the frowny guy.. but that story STILL made me chuckle

haha. you guys gonna laugh at a dude's day.

And yeah she mad at me. lol.

Skullfuck her. In her skull.

Haha, that sucks dude

That kind of shit always happens to me, except it is the kind of stuff that makes me look more idiotic than you do. For example, just today I lost my car keys, they weren't in my right pocket where they usually are. I was like omfg where could they be, looking around and shit... They were in my left hand the whole time -_-.