If you are lazy..
 

There is a terrible book that is basically like a cheat code for life. I call it a terrible book because it ruins the fun of figuring it out on your own. The book is Master Dogen's Shobogenzo (Master Dogen = the author).

If you find an online version, let me know.. I haven't been able to find one.

i'm too lazy to read it

I guess if you wait long enough the answers will find you. Or you'll die... It's basically the same thing anyway -_-.

I could probably find a torrent for an audio book or something

lol , what the fuck is it about?

like, a cheat code for life?

cuz i need infinite ammo and health. roflz.