My Shoes. Serious Question. Answer Seriously.
 

Here's The Situation:

My Best Friend Is A Girl Who Is Exactly My Age (9 Hours Apart In Birth) And I'm Close Friends With Her Mother, And She Has Had A Crush On Me Since We Met. Her Mother Asked Me To Marry Her Daughter (might have been a joke) But I Seriously Said I'd Consider It.
My Best Friend Got Into Trouble With Some Drugs ('Cuz Her Dumbass Friends Offered Them To Her And She Accepted) and got sent to jail and put in a fucking foster home. (Sorry got tired of typing in caps)

anyway, she moved two hours away and I stopped talking to her mom and couldn't get in contact with her directly.

In the meantime my real-life sister moved into my best friend's sister's house (my best friend's sister lives with her dad, while my best friend DID live with her mom)

anyway, I go over there and chill, see my sister. Here's the prob, I got real close with my best friend's older sister. lol... Now she's a year and 11 months and 12 days older than me (she's 18, I'm still 16), we fucked, and got together. Alright. This all happened while I wasn't talking to my best friend's mom (Named Margie) and my best friend (Named Mellissa)... The girl I'm datin' now is named Angel.

.................................................. How the FUCK do I tell mellissa? She just called as her mom picked her up from Jail, and I talked to them both on the phone. Angel's dad already doesn't like me but what the hell do I say to Margie when I'm like "Yeah I'll marry your daughter.... Just not the one you was talking about" ?

@.@ help me I got dropped off at my house by angel like 3 hours ago and she gave me head. She knows how close I was with mellissa but she doesn't know HOW close... Be real. And I expect it from RV because some of you are real as hell, whether you're dorky or not doesn't matter. Just tell me honestly from your mind what you would do.

what she duzznt know wont hurt her. might sound fucked but its true. u dont wanna hurt her... but if she ever found out later... that could be a problem... werd

I'll see.......

tell melissa ASAP

waiting will only make you look like a liar

I'll give you all the advice you would have gotten from a variety of people, then you can decide.

Person 1: "You have got yourself into a tough situation. Things will only get worse if you hide that shit from Melissa. You should tell her the truth, even if the truth hurts. If things go downhill from there or their mom starts not liking you, at least you're not living a lie."

Person 2: "Just don't tell anybody anything. And make sure whatsherface keeps her mouth shut."

Person 3: "Melissa is perfect man, she is your best friend. Personally, I would stop getting with her sister and get back with her. The sister might seek revenge somehow and try to ruin your relationship, but you can probably work through it. If not, there's plenty of fish in the sea."

Person 4: "How smart are you? It would take a lot of skill, but you could pick the girl you want without hurting anyone's feelings, including their mother. If you want Melissa, slowly break it off with Angel very delicately. Make it seem like now that the situation has changed, you are being forced to leave her against your will. Get her on your side, be very apologetic and make her sympathize with you. Her cooperation is important. Tell her you are going to have to act like nothing happened between you and her when Melissa is around. At this time, tell Melissa you would like to be with her again. There is a chance the Angel will turn on you if she suspects that you were lying. From what you have said, it seems like those two aren't very close.

You need to set up a safety net by saying to Melissa that you would like to be honest with her and that you would feel guilty for not telling her something. Tell her that while she wasn't around, you got closer to her sister because of your sister and became good friends with her. Then, say that Angel started to like you, but you didn't share the same feelings for her and this made Angel upset causing her to have a bit of a grudge against you. If you do this, the awkwardness that will happen if all of you are together will not be out of the ordinary. Also, if Angel gets pissed off and decides to reveal anything about you and her, you can tell Melissa that she is lying in an attempt to ruin your relationship because of jealousy.

Does Angel's father know about you and her? If so, is he on speaking terms with Melissa's mother? Probably the best way to deal with that is to have Melissa tell her mother the story you told her about you and Angel. If the father says anything about your activities with Angel the mother will probably just think it was because you were close until Angel made her move on you. The mother will probably be on your side in this whole thing, since you would appear as though you are committed to Melissa.

If you want Angel, do something similar but the other way round and a little bit different. Make sure you take care of any gaps or threats that might reveal your true intentions."

Person 5: "LOL fuck em both man, more pussy is better than less pussy m i rite? m i rite?!? rofl"

Person 6: "... THREESOME! Is the mom hot? FOURSOME!"

I like person 6 the best :thumbup:

just tell her the exact truth asap. cuz if you dont now than she's gonna find out later. and waiting is only gonna postpone ur relationship plans & make her madder when she finds out. so the earlier the better. plus you gotta be the one to tell her.b4 anyone else gets the chance to cuz if she finds out some other way than ur screwed.

terumoto I understand you tried hard but you failed and didn't help at all. So far "tell her asap" is the best lol. I don't like mellissa, SHE likes me! I like angel. Angel likes me.

I picked Angel, but the mother wants me with mellissa. Rofl.. And the dad knows I've been fucking around with his daughter 'cuz I sleep over in her room and occasionally leave to get water in the middle of the night in my boxers. he saw me once and I guess he could only assume. then he went off on some "Alpha Male Of The House" SHIT lmfao

All I did was give a guideline... It is easy to do something the other way round and have things work with Angel. I assumed you would think about it and figure it out for yourself, you're the one that knows the situation.