My two exes wanna get back with me
 

and one wants to try anal with me, while the other wants to have a three-some.

I'm completely and utterly confused on which I should go with.

Should I just just do both and not get back together with anyone?

I think that may be a safe choice.

Nevermind then. How was your day?

go for both... then just say it wont work...

done...

do these chicks know each other?.. if not, do em both at the same time :D
...then tell em it wont work.

I had a convo with a friend about it on AIM, and he suggested that Gkillaz, but the problem is they DO know eachother. AND hate eachother. lol.

so that was outta the question. But don't worry, I solved that problem already.

talk about somethin' else..

Damn, an anal threesome is pretty promising.

Anyways, if you have some hoes that think the only way they can get you back is by showing you they're freaks in bed, that shows they're prettttttty fucking shallow.

So just fuck them and be out.

Assfucking girls isnt even that good...

I wouldn't want an assfucking girl either.

Too bad your ex is a tranny then huh...

that took too much intelligence to write.

I feel that maybe I do not have enough applied intelligence.... to care.

<_<

...............Huh?

Your brainless right?!

go with the one that want to have a three, then get the anal bitch involved in the three.

two birds with one stone.

hahahah word to question mark.... but if u had to choose one... def the threesome, wth

Rofl yeah definitely except we covered that over THREE FUCKING TIMES.

the girls HATE EACHOTHER.

get it through your heads.

But word to question mark and word to team one and word to gkillaz and word to Blunt, I SHOULD, but I can't.

Say it's a mask party so they don't know who the mystery girl is, and then when it's over take off the girl's mask, run to a safe distance, pop open a beer, and watch the naked catfight. It's like, I don't know...hitting four birds with seven stones.

Best answer so far ^

I'll see if I can't work that out somehow. I've taken up neither on their offer yet, I have to make sure it's well planned out and they still want it.