Rhyming Like EMINEM (SLIM SHADY)
 

Rhyming Like EMINEM (SLIM SHADY)

Having a blast with steady income now ready for some bling
It’s a dumb thing to buy cheap and try peek in the hood and cling
To girls they know who real and who not “so boo I’m not
Here to play you” I’m lover yall and like a rubber ball my plot
Is to bounce back with an ounce of crack like POOKIE on
New Jack City Wesley Snipes had a crew whack and shitty but strong
Wanted all the drug money them thugs was funny about stuff //
The characteristics of my pistol are like ballistic missiles they rough
And shoot meat and pollute streets with bodies in chalk and still
At parties stalked by them slum thugs from clubs ready to kill
Have a glock in my pock just to escape the action bitches won’t fill
Me with lead notice you can’t thrill the dead they don’t wake up
The feeble snooze like Ebernezer scroodge so humbug to a corrupt
Dum scrub got no gifts for Christmas, Santa got mad and shit
Under my tree it was a wonder to see because Rudolp the misfit
Reindeer took his clothes off and pissed on my decorations
These two thugs can wreck a nation during Christmas celebrations
Now I’m fed up with the bull shit I hear every year starting to fear
For my life, talking with Doctor Dre the other day so its clear
And proper to say that NWA is on a comeback look homey I only
See Ice Cube on FRIDAY with Chris Tucker both their reps stoney

Uhh that's not like Eminem.

Yeah it is, whack as fuck you kno.

thanks for the critiques and props for real