I Murdered This Bitch Today...
 

[And you can't hear all about it, 'cuz you're a pussy.]

Holla Back Collar Flaps.

should never kill your ma.

What? I murdered that ho' when I came out the womb.

Fuckin' grabbed the hip of her bladder before I ruptured out of her cavity headfirst, and her insides basically toppled on my way out.

lmao, got outta court when it was declared death by natural causes. I'm pretty sure you heard about it - first baby murder case

*eats cookie *