The Worst Fuckin Pain
 

What is the worst fucking pain you have ever felt??

For me it is this damn tooth-ache that i am currently dealing with..its fuckin 4:30 am where i am at, and i havent got any sleep in the past 2 days and my dentist doesnt get back untill tuesday because of the holiday coming up and shit....so basically I AM FUCKED for a little while. I had work done to 2 teeth on the right side of my mouth one on top and one on bottom, and they were filled and sealed, and they both just started hurting and throbbing like at the same exact time. Its hard to admit but i actually teared up and cried on more than one occasion over these past few days...I really dont know what to do man untill this fuckin weekend is over. I got this numbing gel and i put it on and it numbs my mouth but the pain is still there, i took pain killers the pain was still there and then got worse after the killers wore off. I am just really hating life right now. So whats yours??

I tried making fireworks out of gun powder when i was 12, i poored a big pile onto the ground outside, lit it with a ligther and got 3rd degree burns on my left leg, and the pinky on my right hand, scar isnt to bad, you cant see it on my pinky, but if you look close enough you can see it on my leg, i wear shorts all the time though, idc, haha, but yeah, it was the worst thing i've ever felt, the 'explosion' threw me back like 3 feet into some garbage cans, the burn was the worse part, i had to wear a bandage all summer, the same bandage that got me caught runnin from a busted party, a white bandage isnt hard to see apparently >.<

chlamdyia...or how ever the fuck you spell it

Leg cramp.

Got jumped and got hit in the mouth by some dude wearing some glove shit with nails in it. My lip split apart in the corner and started peeling off my face. Had to get stiches done while I was awake. They hit nerves like a bajillion times, passed out alot. Oh and I stomped my toe on these dumbells before.

my whole weight went on the upper part of my body and i fell str8 on the pavement and ye, my head hurt so much. lolz :( n my whole right side of my face was red n i was bleedin n shit :( lol. doesnt sound like it hurted but it fuckin hurt like a bitch.

^- LoL i know a dude who did that, we just got done smoking a joint, it was hot as fuck out, and we were on these blue stairs, only like 5 ft up, and he started to lookin mad funny, he goes to walk down the stairs, passes out and lands on his faice

Getting your wisdom teeth pulled out hurts pretty fucking bad.

I don't know about worst pain, but the most annoying one is when you wipe your ass for like an hour and you pull up your pants and five seconds later you have sticky butt.



Looks like I'll have to take over where natural selection failed. Give me your photograph, address, and phone number, please.

Probably something to do with a girl.