Happy Birthday JESUS
 

now get ya'll asses to churrrccchhhh

Jesus is like 2000 years old and still lookin good!!





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some kid got fired at my work yesterday cuz he said merry christmas to a customer.


....turns out she was jewish...and was very jewish about the situation and made a big deal about it lol.

I doubt he got fired over saying "Merry Christmas"...

Here's what most likely happened:


Guy: Merry Christmas

Lady: Actually, I don't celebrate Xmas. I'm JEWISH.

Guy: Ok...whatever


Lady: So, Happy Hannukah



Guy: Why are you being such a Jewish BITCH!



Lady: OMG...How dare you talk to me like that!


Guy: Get da hell outta here lady!


Lady: OMG! I want to speak to your manager.



^^I guarantee you that he argued with her.






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fuck this thread

way too many things i could say.........

have a merry xmas america anyway....

It's not Jesus' birthday on Christmas day. -_-

rather then going to church i showed my parents 2 girls 1 cup... just az good. werd

im muslim

not heavy in my faith

but no christmas

Yea...but, since no one knows the exact date, this is the date we set aside to celebrate it.









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They could have estimated, it's not like they don't know the approximate date of his birth. That would at least be one better than taking over a pagan holiday because they were afraid of competition.

I guess they might not have known the approximate date back then, though...

wrong...

Ask constantine about that one buddy... this date is a pagan festival...

well this is the day i celebrate the birth of my lord and savoir...if you don't thats you man... but aint no need tryna convert people or bash on thier bielefs..

why do u praise someone u will never meet? or have never met?

if i was jesue..id be creeped out that u know all this info on him...but never met him.

Which is exactly why, just moments ago, you told us all to get our asses to church.