Who doesn't like corporations?
 

And tell me why you don't.

I'm about to smash everybody who's coming in on some bullshit about how "OMGZ, CORPORATIONS ARE MONEY HUNGARY - TRYNA HOLD DA PEEPLE DOWN." Get the fuck outta here.

Yes, I'm looking at you Tito. I'm looking at all of you dumbfucks.

For the record, I don't want to work in a corporation so don't hit me up like that's what I'm planning to do. I just think a lot of you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Corporations - A party of people bent on one goal, self growth and self improvement and a number of other things which can only follow under the category of yadda yadda. Corporations have nearly the same legal rights as an American citizen even though it is not a body of a person, but a body of persons. Under the corporation name you may see them buy younger businesses that attribute to the corporations' needs and availability to spread forth, the corporation grows more "used" in the every day world by people causing the corporation to get rich by whichever means they are supplying the people with.

A problem with corporations is that they grow larger and larger (inevitable) unless something terrible happens within it to reverse growth and probably or eventually demolish it. Money is a completely whole other issue in this so don't bring that up. After that we see large corporations owning things like "News" and all the information leaked to the the public of certain areas and in some cases the world. The problem is that the corporation also has some legal rights as a human does, which means they have the right to censorship (Corporal Censorship) in certain circumstances and the right to sue/counter sue. This causes issues with society in a small sense.

The bigger problem is that congress and representatives are not legally bound to their job as a representative of either congress or state. Therefore, they can have jobs within these multi-million and even billion dollar organizations in which they will use their vote (The vote that is supposed to count for the popular vote - the electoral) and vote in the interest of a corporation, rather than the people of the country.

Corporations are evil and it is because we never fixed our laws to not give them that ability. It causes representatives to be selfish and sometimes corporations even bribe people.

SNAAAAAAAP

I didnt read anything in this thread, I just felt like randomly yelling snap...

Because they take themselves far too seriously.

I should've known 2v would come in here with a million paragraphs that don't really make sense but are configured nicely. God damn man, can't you shorten it a little bit more? I don't need you to blabber on about what a corporation is. I already know that. Can't you just say your point?

Yeah, just finish reading what I wrote, fuck head.

I absolutly LOVE corperations....

myself, i keep four of them trapped in an avory...

here ill shorten it for you

i'd be more than happy to have a powerful position in a corporation simply for the financial gain

The problem with "corporations" is their tendencies to start monopolies and take advantage of their marketshare. Making alot of money doesn't matter, but eventually they start to want a peice of every single market there is. And since they have so much fuckin money, they get it. This not only causes small businesses to fall left and right, but it literally gives them power over the citizens of the entire country. Societies are run by business and money. From food, to clothes, to entertainment, to whatever. And corporations eventually take over, food, clothes, entertainment, and whatever.

This leaves absolutely 0 room for anyone to have a shot at it. The only thing that can counter this type of business practice is ANOTHER corporation, or just a widespread boycott. But this never actually happens because no one has any other place to get their shit from. And when theres no competition, the companies don't need to pander to the needs of the consumer, so they raise their prices and profit easier. Don't try to act as if being against corporations means you're against capitalism itself or some shit. And also don't try to potray people against corporations as weed smoking hippies playing acoustic guitars by a bonfire talking about how we all need to get along. Which I know you're thinking..right now. :mad:

I dont like corporations but im not gonna tell me why. OHHH BURN SON WHAT NOW!!!

i dont really have an opinion on them.

I work in a corporation.

lmao @ Mimesis's lack of "smashing" ANYBODY who has come into this thread.