the most embarrassing moment ever
 

so i live right across the street from a video store and i went in there earlier today to rent a movie. and this REALLY hot chick asks me if she can do anything to help what im looking for. i found it without her help (i was right next to it) but we started talking a lil bit and i noticed she was hitting on me. things went sooo smooth and luckily shes single and round my age preference (19-20). anyways after that shit went on i came home feeling good about it all day. so i decide i'ma walk back in there minutes before they close to give her my number. so i go back in and reapproach her to give her my number and halfway through my sentence i notice she gives me this really weird look. thats when i realize its a DIFFRENT CHICK wearing the same EXACT color shirt and that happens to look similar to her. so that just straight up ruined it all for me right there. god i could kick myself in the ass for that one

If I approached a random girl with my number she'd get all giddy and smile, she wouldn't give me a weird look. So that's unfortunate for you

^^^lol i think she was just in shock that someone as good looking as me would randomly approach her with my number...i think thats why she knew right away something was wrong :thumbup:

lol @ wearing the exact same color shirt. Wouldnt they all be wearing the stores uniform?

^^^nah actually they're allowed to wear what they want as long as it aint offensive

why didnt you just give her your number while you were talking...

didnt cross his mind that he liked her like that until he got home to think about it, apparently. o_q

^word imagine how many times he must leave his house in his underwear, till he notices and goes back

but seriously...


why didnt he just coax her out of the store and rape her in a side alley......

if he really liked her n all....

yea why the fuck didnt he blind fold her, knock her out and throw her in the back of a truck lol

i didnt have anything to write it on. and i kinda doubt she'll remember it off the top of her head. i didnt wanna go through the trouble of having her have to pull out her phone. i should really start being prepared for this shit. maybe i should just bring a pen and pad wherever i go just to jot my number to all these chicks overcrowding me

lol no wasnt like that. i just figured i'll see her again anyways cuz its right across the street and she works often according to what she said. but i realized i'd rather not wait and just jump right to the phone conversations. and thats when i made the mistake lol

sonn, since when was pulling out a cell phone trouble? if that's trouble for you son, I can only imagine what flushing the toilet might be considered

^^actually im scared to flush the toilet...cuz EVERYTIME i take a shit its SO huge it clogs up the toilet. it aint because of exsessive toiler paper. its the size of my shit. i almost have to puke everytime to cuz sometimes the plunger gets in contact with the overpreportional sized dung lunjed right in the crapper

i can top dat. wait no i cant cuz i'm not a fuck-up.