Tell me somethin' unique about ya dad.
 

Yep.

Anything unique.

If you tell me nothing, my short and simple response to that is "like father like son" ya fuckin' herb..

and don't gimme shit like "my dad was in the navy" or some shitz 'cuz in most countries, the biggest goddamn organization is government.

So yeah. something unique.

My dad is hella negative. He always told me growing up: "Expect the worst, that way when something good happens, it's better, and when something bad happens, It'll be nothing new".

You know, just negative and shit. You know when someone goes somewhere to "See if they Can" do it? He goes to "See if I can't." rofl. wtf?

well. drop it i guess.

darth vadors my father

He's an alcoholic.

My dad is better than your dad.

is dead :(

My dad always was a happy person. He loved his family and lived life full of hope. He passed away when I was about two years old, but my family never has a bad thing to say about him, except well my mom, but my mom doesn't have anything good to say about anyone really.

My dad was 7th in the olympics for Judo so he can pretty much fuck yours up even at his old age... do I win a prize?

Still, 7th? There's 6th other old ass dads out there that can most likely beat your father the fuck up.

Lol, he's got friends who'd fuck them up. This 6'4" 200 something pound russian, he's my homie dude like 40 now but he crazy we was out for dinner and shit, this muh fucka like "I curl 200 pounds" I was like man... mannn, no you don't. He put ONE hand under the bottom of my chair, and lift it up with me on it 4 inches off the ground, I was like :O

when i was six i saw my role model hustln so i got a hustle.......

and ever since then J's been his pimps favorite

LMAO!!!!!!



My dad can run....fast. Look how quick he left my family. (but then again addicts are usually pretty fast)

on a more serious note..

my dad is fuckin jobless. (got laid off a day ago), doesnt have a car, really stupid, has REALLY REALLY bad spending habits, is 50 but acts like hes 80, whines bout the same old shit everyday constantly wanting sympathy/attention, the messiest person alive, most boring alive, never pays the bills, got a pot stomach bigger than a 9 month old pregnant woman, is divorced with a girlfriend thats probably sick of his shit, the most predictable, unluckiest, all he does is stays on the computer, no friends, no confidence, no self esteem, no pride, no dignity, complete opposite of being goal oriented, unmotivated, unambicious, lets other people walk over him, no order, no nothing. and when hes home im practically still home alone cuz he never leaves his computer to even talk.

father is a bit of an overstatement, and thats exactly why i'll go COMPLETLY out of my way to NEVER be like him

Who said I wasnt serious? I my dad actually was in the olympics penis muncher