dress as a DJ and get into any club no cover charge and no waiting in line
 

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/35b31dcaf8

lol pretty clever, now this one i'm definetly trying...

stop sleeping fuckers

someone posted this already

oh i was wondering why....

I dunno. ask yourself why you posted it..

wtf are you saying? i was wondering why it was getting no posts

i posted it cuz I thought it was funny

so?