fuck i love messing with strippers
 

guys, please do me a massive favor and dont EVER be a sucker for those bitches...


this topless waitress came up to me and my mate last night and goes "soon as this jar is full im gonna take off my bra"

and i said "so what, i can see tits anytime i like....whats so fucken special about yours"


and she was dumbfounded, called me an asshole......and i said how about you start sucking my dick then maybe well talk about handing over my drinking money sweetheart

stupid women... the power of the pussy gets to their head man its a fucken joke...

ofcourse my dickhead mate dropped a heap of coins in her jar and i slapped the back of his head...

what a moron

fuck that's true. seriously. but then again it's their job to hustle the hell out of everyone.

congrats...


you out-witted a stripper

That's not really cool or funny. More asshole-ish than anything. I can understand not wanting to tip but completely demeaning someone already demeaning themself just seems kinda...childish.

Not only childish. Why were you in a strip club again ?... I forgets.

it was a pub...

titty girls night....

well obviously im just not as compassionate towards women as you are pal...

how about you go get a box of tissues and watch a romance movie..

and nevermind, im sure there were plenty of dumb fucking suckers that made her feel really special and important last night aswell...

why the fuck would you want to treat a girl in a strip club special? You go their to demoralize the fuck out of them. That's what they're made for. Strip clubs weren't intended for roses and candy, they were made for titties and seeing bitches dance dirty.

umm.. beer is over priced at strip clubs and so are any other drinks, if you could see tits anytime you wanted and didn't wanna "waste your drinking money" you shoulda pre-drank, then went to the strip club just to chill and not waste money

i think the second part was uncalled for.... u can ask her wats so special about her tits... but then telling her to suck ur dick is alittle much... i dunno, maybe im just too compassionate

I didn't say anything about treating them special. I'm just saying the word "no" would have done the trick. And you don't go to demoralize them (you go to a house of domination and play dominatrix for that), you go to be entertained. I don't know which clubs you go to but some require class.



Not really a matter of compassion...more of human decency...oh wait i forgot...

**Goes and rents "The Notebook.**

FTPP.

Fuck the pussy power.

Hey someone got to pay them right???????/

not me man.....

Why not jays surport dope boyz, we all surport some chlothing line, shoe line, ect.. But why not surport her husle? We all got to get paid. It's more like donate'n to the lesser jobs of this world.