Judge these battles..
 

Aiight so on another unmentioned site i have a load of haters saying im losing rap battles...

Look at this shit that I'm being told I lost...

MC Elle--
he says he wants more, but i ate him before
call me a bitch, i nail your balls to the floor
coz im fresher than ice on a winters morning
i spit the reality coz actually this drops a warning
to you fool, coz the only fluid i leak
is poetic lines, with rhymes that i was born to speak
your syllable boundries dont reach over two count
my flow is rich, think your ass is drought
so call this a taster, coz elle is coming back to this thread
fear in your eyes, coz im spit leave your dead
so come on hater, wannabe paper chaser
i hate ya' i know you love me, im out cya later,....

Me-
yo
Elle take a look at your verse, you'll 'fucken cringe cause I doubt'
you noticed you never used rhymes over a 'double syllable count'
you dumb cunt.. id nail you too, but 'thats a law I'd break'
your obviously 12 years old n thats called 'statutory rape'
your 'fat & boring lame' ass couldnt 'percievably fuck too'
your 'full of crap' you 'foolish bag', thats why you 'think that I love you'
im the 'ultimate hater', i hate your bitch ass all 'women are whores'
your 'bulky n fake cunt', would love me to stick my 'dick in your draws'
your 'rhyming is stupid', im 'slightly abusive' but ill 'righteously screw this'
bitchs 'mind till shes toothless'.. pshh, n you say poetic 'lines are a fluid?'
your obviously dumb plus you 'blow, your fake & partially blind'
so just for your stupid ass I put 'quotation marks on my rhymes'
hoe your easy, were both against rape and your 'grotty at best'
thats why 'every guy' that 'ever tried' & heard your 'motto is yes'
laughed at your ugly ass, coz you spit-leave me 'back in the slammer'
for murdering a little cunt & being as fucking 'bad as your grammer'

who won...........for fuck sake...

heres the rest..

MC Elle-
u heard me testosterone got homies blown
ya'll just need a real woman here who's all grown
8 dope MCs sitting in a tree, elle killed 5 which left 3
code III and the other cat, the ultimate hater
ill grab u by the neck and rub ya'll on my cheese grater
lyrically blessed with syllables that get manically twisted
a misfit who's lifted more fake rappers than biscuits
im quick widda mic that gets thicker than mustard
cats scream, coz elle pack the goods get u flustered
like lil wayne said he wouldnt care if i was a prostitute
so i shoot the motherfuckers, take the cash as the loot
coz ive licked the lollipop but my tounge sharp im ruthless
solike gun with no bullets ya'll completely useless ...

Me-
yo i dont know what you heard...
ill leave a bitch with a broken heart
n throw some darts,
youll be at the back, like rosa parks
bend you over fast, rappers like you?
get FUCKED & macked bad
catch a back hand
cause ya pussy lookin like a smashed crab
you wack slag, hell bitch yo, alls im trynna say
is close ya legs, im smellin rotton fish from a mile away
im bigger ya slut, rippin ya cunt like ya daddy im ruthless
battling IS testostorone.....so FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VAGINAL FLUID
you rapping is stupid, it aint you bitch so see ya later
get back in the fucking kitchen and keeping usin ya cheese grater

matter of fact, i aint done....
dominating this thread straight son...
8 cunts, ones a pussy & 6 are fake fucks..
im the great emcee ill break ya knee, rippin it off
elle tried to freestyle, forgetting bitches are soft
shed be better off, licking my cock, but im best to flee
cause that hoes dirty cave brings new meaning to STD
ya reps been beat, here, this slut'll be fearing me cunt
i put cd's on shelves......all you release is period blood
your fickle as fuck, who knows what drips from her cunt
get back on your knees elle n charge to sit n just suck


cmon right...

i know im not a text battler.. but i just want some quotes to take back and post for these fuckheads from a third party.... did i win or did i lose....

yeah you won but you're just shitty enough to confuse a few text newbs that you didn't

probably a bunch of dick riders... you're the only one with, potentially, quotables.

man this is like battles written in 5 minutes or less...

dont act like im shitty, these arnt pre writes with time to think.. these are quick writtens... and these cats are full of shit saying my shit is weak as fuck and that elle bitch came hard and rocked the socks off my verse..

i am in fucking disbelief.....

im just saying, i key way doper shit

and plus u freestyle

i dont

key something....

i'd rather not I said my last verse in the OMB memorial was my last text battle and I have forever quit text.

lol this battle would be below average even back in 04 when RV first started. horrible. Not one of you attempted a creative punch. seemed you went with a more face to face battle style which isn't good move for text.

but you did win tho. Other dude just talking, you actually tried to throw a punch.

Elle take a look at your verse, you'll 'fucken cringe cause I doubt'
you noticed you never used rhymes over a 'double syllable count'

your obviously dumb plus you 'blow, your fake & partially blind'
so just for your stupid ass I put 'quotation marks on my rhymes'

laughed at your ugly ass, coz you spit-leave me 'back in the slammer'
for murdering a little cunt & being as fucking 'bad as your grammer'


those are the only lines i sort of dig...

but yes, this battle was like live......it wasnt like you guys text battles where you have fucking forever and a day to sit there and think of punchlines and wordplay... this was boom boom boom...

so stop fucken dissin it like you cats are so fucken superior... ive read some of your verses too and a lot of the shit you guys write suck fucking donkey balls....

LOL dude, those lines are just saying something. Like I said, in real life you might be able to get away with personals like that.

But in text that shit weak, and it has NO signs of anything witty or clever. go to any of the top leagues on the net to see how those punches get voted as.

and don't give the "it was keyed" argument. I've cyphered for fun on AIM with on RV, JTR, Mim, Nick Fletcher just to name some. And all of them still dropped stuff that would be considered nice, or decent at least and was completely off top going off what I just said. Then heads from Rapmusic like Oneduh, or Baron Mynd, they can drop some sick fucking shit in seconds if you give them a concept.

fact is, you know it wasn't good. And prolly not your best text effort. But don't sit there and make excuses justifying why it was weak. It was a bad verse.

And lol nobody said you were bad overall. Heck, I don't even remember checking out any of your verses except this one and then that last battle here on RV. So no need to start throwing disses at other people's skill.

I've seen plenty of text battles, and I can tell you that both of those verses are trash, regardless of the time it took to drop. I won't say yours is better, but it was less trashier for sure.

Just my honest opinion, not trying to put you down. Just answering your question

alright spul....

well thats fine bud... post me a quick battle verse right now keystyle against me....

prove yourself

I'm fucking timing you spul you better come with something good...

cause im gonna be pretty fucking critical of your shit and its already been 3 minutes....

hurry the fuck up.....

man im taking off 2 minutes for the time it might of taken you to see this but I know your fucking looking dont bullshit me at all...

you better have some fucking gold up your sleeve cause your taking longer than me and that elle bitch are already....

fuck off spul now your ducking it....

this has taken you a very long fucking time... i posted this well over 10 minutes ago..

fucking liar...

i want you cunts to prove yourself.. because all im hearing is a bunch of fucking shit talk..

Spul thats fucking rediculous... i know you saw this thread, and then you clicked the fuck out of it and your gonna pretend you didnt see it.. maybe youll come back later after youve fucking sat there and worked on some shit you weak internet goon...

you just ducked it... I'm asking for a 5 minute drop from one of you cunts...

show me how fucking dope you are on the spot... cause I'm not seeing it..........

ROFL

lmao I don't live every second of my life on the internet like you might.

I was writing a paper for tomorrow, and now it's a commercial during prison break.


seriously, LOL @ how upset you're getting because I give you honest feedback.

and if you are still texting, then what you say you stop battling herbs like this, and losing i might add, and battle me? I mean, you do it live. So fuck, set it up for due by whenever.

but pc prison break back on.

and Prison Break> you.