20 easy steps to females vol 1
 

1. Always know virginity status.
2. Do not actually believe that it is your fault.
3. Never sleep in a girl's bed after drinking unless you have intentions.
4. Avoid hook-ups with friends. It won't be OK after.
5. Know her age before-hand.
6. During a random hook-up, do not go down on her.
7. Always get a second and third opinion about a woman.
8. Caution. She is dancing alone in the club for a reason.
9. Always have women on different cycles.
10. Do not let your ex know that you were with someone they know personally. Or at least do not be in the room when she finds out.
11. Beware of parents with guns.
12. Always get the nude pictures before you send yours.
13. Always have a good wingman regardless of relationship status.
14. Avoid flirty girls with boyfriends; especially if the boyfriend is there.
15. Do not waste time on indecisive women. Keep it moving.
16. Always listen to close friend's advice. They are right.
17. When burning a gift from an ex, make sure not to bring it up around them.
18. Always perform some sort of background check before starting a relationship.
19. Never become more intoxicated than your target.
20. Avoid overly forward girls who will steal your cell phone and hold you captive against your will.

Me and my homie created this list. From critical thinking and sadly real experiences. Holla

It's a good list. Got me glad I'm not dating and won't ever date..

21. be a fucking man not a punk..
22. always keep yourself looking fresh and smelling nice
23. make sure any other guy around you looks like a lesser option
24. its ok to bullshit them a little, just dont weave your web too thick
25. confidence is what gets their pants off
26. ALWAYS get a fucking DNA test
27. never fully believe a word she says, women are mostly devious
28. always use a rubber untill your unequivically sure shes infection free
29. dont always go for the absolute hottest girl in the club, you can do things in a morris minor that you cant do in a ferrari.........................and still be satisfied you got a hot fuck.
30. dont ever show a sign of weakness unless the girl herself has a low self esteem, then go for it cause theyll dig that.
31. learn some fucking psychology.....
32. dont be an ugly cunt...
33. dont ever be over-interested
34. ALWAYS put them in their place if need be, a lot of girls are very responsive to threats to leave and arguments if they dont get compleatly out of hand can be a sobering experience to her making shit better for you in the future...
35. be accepting of her shit talk and inability to comunicate on issues above a social level.
36. dont buy them ANYTHING unless you actually think their totally worthy... drinks arnt gonna get you laid
37. never use pick up lines
38. there cant really be a small set list of rules to women.......
39. this was a dumb idea for a thread...

but heres the big rule that you should always keep in mind

40. the more rejections you get the more pussy you get.

theres 20 more.

I'm actually a pretty good wingman, except for times when the girl's attention accidentally started focussing on me and not the person i was trying to hook them up with :s

41: If the river runs red take the dirt track :hump:

most important rule.... dont be a creep....all you fucking creeps in the damn bar are getting on my fucking nerves

42. blood is the best lubricant

no, fuck that! fuckin a chick on her period, blah...you can smell her pussy blood when she starts cummin, shit is wranky as fuck


word @ the dirt track shit...i'd rather smash n ass, than smell like raw eggs

Um its not suppose to smell like raw eggs.......................

43. #40 only serves to increase Serb's self esteem

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao @ get their nude pics before you send them yours. haha. who the eff sends nude pics online? lolll

JTR ?

theres also phone pic messages.....