If I'm on I must be bored...
 

... translation: I HAVE NO LIFE AND AM DOING A BANG UP JOB OF HIDING IT WITH MY CLEVERLY WORDED USER TITLE! :thumbup:

If I'm on I must be sitting at a computer.

You forgot to mention you're 31 white a child dating a 20 year old on the site.

Sorry, I'm clearly bored.. so I must've forgot to mention that.

*takes pictures of his fat breasts*

speaking of user titles KING SOLO rofl...
i'm pretty sure that implies u are a lonely fuck
what else would u expect from a fuckin giant

at least i didnt body double for christian bale in the machinist rofl

That was a good one.

lol, in what world does that imply being a lonely fuck?

it implies that I roll strong and don't need a 20 year old suicidal emo loser to boost my fragile ego.

Yeah, you sure got me there foobies.

ROFL...wait a minute you got fat Breasts?

I was being your girlfriend.

Nice display picture by the way, so much better than looking at that witch.

I body doubled for Amy the gorilla in Congo.

I hate people who say rofl after everything they write.

Probably because it's the only time somebody will be laughing.

Damn son, I thought I recognised you.