A challenge.
 

If I say I have a bigger penis than you, can you prove me wrong without coming across as a homosexual?

maybe.

Though I lean towards no, because well, I'd be one to be perfectly fine with your opinion.


Rather than break out the measurements.

What if I raped your ex? And she screamed, "STOP!! I've never taken a dick in the size of yours. It won't fit!!!"

Well, that theory would be based solely on the assumption that I have had sex with my ex.

What if she had a copy of the sex tape in her pocket?

She could have been having sex with a shapeshifter, who made his or herself look like me. What then good sir?

If he shapeshifted into you, and looked like you. Wouldn't his penis look like yours too?

then that depends on the shapeshifter's gay knowledge of your penis size....

rofl@discussing penis sizes

So I was taking a piss the other day and I realized that the reason it was getting dirty all the time was because it was hitting the floor.

Oh, well.

Please don't share how far your pelvis is from the floor, or if your penis starts at your armpit, I'd rather not know. Thank you.

WOW @ the beginning few posts between spul and TO'

fuckin genius. best laugh of the day. seriously

you should peep the "If you're gay..." thread

no doubt if this one gave you a laugh, that one will have you busting a gut

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=248919

^ peep.

^word. Real genius shit right there. Scientific breakthroughs and shit.