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Civil. 03-09-09 08:52 AM

Week 3: JTR 1-1 .vs Jonathon 1-1
 
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Verses Due Thursday Midnight (ET)
Voting closed Saturday Midnight (ET)
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Jonathon 03-09-09 09:00 AM

damn you civil. check

JTR 03-09-09 04:13 PM

chicka chicka yeaaa

Jonathon 03-09-09 11:19 PM

fuck, ima get this over with real quick

kid, suck a dick... you witch jump in a pond or some shit and melt
because they way you dive into waterbongs ur idolizing phelps...
yeah it was weak, listen to me speak though, i could care less
the way they matched us up, he's def. not high on fairness...
lemme bust a nut, like a chipmunk or squirell - some kinda rodent
but the only ^^ that's dodgin girls, is the skill that you wrote with.
im not focused, im bored and tired of girls texting my fuckin' phone
blah blah blah, bitch im bad to the bone
cool shit mane, i got two fuckin' leagues to write for
you don't know what your in store for,
cuz battling me's like fighting a screen door..
see whore, i hope you get some pussy this weekend or somethin
cuz the quickness you show'd in posting WAYT was wicked
just imagine what you'd do to a female, skeet skeet skeet
they call me lil' john, only when I'm away from the sheets ;)
im talkin to my ex, just tryna sex the bitch and leave real fast
im gonna get a little throat, then possibly stick it in 'er ass...

yeah, you can have this brethren

JTR 03-10-09 12:05 AM

Ahahahaha this dude HAS to be kidding with those shitty quotes
What the fuck are you trying to get... the pitty votes?
LOL, yea you posted first, but now your flows at an end
Cuz your verse beat me to the jump, too bad that's where ur going again
Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed
And bitches love riding my stick, sensual seduction no rushin when I hit
But this is one pussy that I WON'T take my time with
Only dope verses come from JTR, the flyest Irish guy
While your verses need to be patched up like a pirates eye
I don't think Jon is fat, he aint a battler he's a fan who wants my autograph
This fucking joke joined the league in hopes he could tell people he lost to Jack
Nice accomplishment. I get it, text aint your thing so it's easy to smash you
And i'll admit you're a lot better at topicals... to bad you suck at that too
User title "Poetry... bringing words to life" well that aint really good man
Cuz if you ever brought words to life they'd slap you for making 'em look bad

Come, quickly quickly, let me gag ya

Jonathon 03-10-09 09:21 AM

looool dickass mofo

Civil. 03-10-09 10:28 AM

nothing



vs


Ahahahaha this dude HAS to be kidding with those shitty quotes
What the fuck are you trying to get... the pitty votes?
Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed



v/ jtr

MurDaH187 03-10-09 11:43 AM

kid, suck a dick... you witch jump in a pond or some shit and melt
because they way you dive into waterbongs ur idolizing phelps...
ok..

yeah it was weak, listen to me speak though, i could care less
the way they matched us up, he's def. not high on fairness...
flow but no punch..

lemme bust a nut, like a chipmunk or squirell - some kinda rodent
but the only ^^ that's dodgin girls, is the skill that you wrote with.
WTF??

im not focused, im bored and tired of girls texting my fuckin' phone
blah blah blah, bitch im bad to the bone
i cant take this no more...

cool shit mane, i got two fuckin' leagues to write for
you don't know what your in store for,
cuz battling me's like fighting a screen door..
see whore, i hope you get some pussy this weekend or somethin
cuz the quickness you show'd in posting WAYT was wicked
just imagine what you'd do to a female, skeet skeet skeet
they call me lil' john, only when I'm away from the sheets
im talkin to my ex, just tryna sex the bitch and leave real fast
im gonna get a little throat, then possibly stick it in 'er ass

seriously i think u just gave him the win because its the same person can someone check IP's....


Ahahahaha this dude HAS to be kidding with those shitty quotes
What the fuck are you trying to get... the pitty votes?
LOL, yea you posted first, but now your flows at an end
Cuz your verse beat me to the jump, too bad that's where ur going again
Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed
And bitches love riding my stick, sensual seduction no rushin when I hit
But this is one pussy that I WON'T take my time with
Only dope verses come from JTR, the flyest Irish guy
While your verses need to be patched up like a pirates eye
I don't think Jon is fat, he aint a battler he's a fan who wants my autograph
This fucking joke joined the league in hopes he could tell people he lost to Jack
Nice accomplishment. I get it, text aint your thing so it's easy to smash you
And i'll admit you're a lot better at topicals... to bad you suck at that too
User title "Poetry... bringing words to life" well that aint really good man
Cuz if you ever brought words to life they'd slap you for making 'em look bad

Come, quickly quickly, let me gag ya


some punches connect and then seem like u just bullshited....


vote: JTR

Magic5 03-10-09 08:30 PM

Nothing

vs.

LOL, yea you posted first, but now your flows at an end
Cuz your verse beat me to the jump, too bad that's where ur going again
Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed

Jonathon 03-10-09 08:58 PM

lol MurDaH, we don't have the same IP's..

I just don't really care about text.. and I have too many leagues to write for that are in my favor.. so, why would I waste time on this when I could be writing for them?

JTR 03-11-09 01:05 AM

thats a good point, but now can you tell me why my pussy is so itchy????????

King Solo 03-11-09 01:09 AM

Nothing

vs.

LOL, yea you posted first, but now your flows at an end
Cuz your verse beat me to the jump, too bad that's where ur going again
Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed


Pretty self explanatory. Jonathon doesn't care, JTR posted enough to win.

v/ - JTR

Jonathon 03-11-09 09:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
thats a good point, but now can you tell me why my pussy is so itchy????????

because i have herpies

JTR 03-11-09 10:30 AM

lol well if that's the case, now your mother does also

Alphabetized 03-12-09 12:03 AM

Jonathan didn't try obviously, so this one is obvious.

This was a decent line from JTR though.

Just know that you're dead, I got no respect you homo
My opponent last week put up more of a fight... and he no-showed

vote - JTR


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