Billy Mays died from an air plane luggage compartment
 

that was over stuffed with shamwow, that popped open when landing and knocked homeboys beard off his face and killed'um.

i hope i dont go out like that, i love my beard

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAhaAhaHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHA.

lol thats f'd up