kuja VS Rectum Destroyer
 

yo ima noob, but bring it all

5-15 bars
no crew votes
no hate votes
no d/r votes
no dickryding
no bitin
ill spit first
you got 2 hours after you read this

verse
 

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=31896
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=32029
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Aight here we go...

Ya, Ima noob at this shit,
But you just watch, ima gonna show you this skit//

Ima rap yo lass with class,
Rectum...wait isn't that part of yo ass//

After ima get done with you,
ima fucking laugh, laugh at you turnin 96 shades of blu//

Wait why aint yo turning red instead,
hmm lets not think too hard, just go on with yo givin me head//

Ima half way done,
Is this too harsh for you, oh well just live with it son//

Some of your shits a repitition
But dont worry too much, cause yo no competition//

That's ok tho because yo can't rhyme
So i got an idea, ill give ya this dime//

Now go buy yourself a cheapass rattle
And get the fuck out of here, cause you just lost this battle//

(edited for links)

ill drop tomorrow

im going offline now in a min

i said two hours after you read that shit, not tommorrow

you moron i never even agreed before you set this shit up

im going offline

tomorrow or nothing

you can have your cheat win i dont give a fuck

i never said i'd win if you didn't post it, i just said i wanted it in two hours so i could see it today cause im leaving to a party later, so you know. tommorrow, fine.

what the hell?
 

damn man what the fuck is your problem? you need a fucking week to write your shit? why don't you try fucking keying it for once, or is that too much? eh? even if you don't finish this shit, I won't take it as a win, so if your not doing it, fucking tell me so I can open another one aight? peace out motha fucka