Madd Preacher vs Avalon...
 

20 lines max... period...




forced (fôrst) adj 1.compulsory [forced labor]
2. not natural; strained; a Madd Preacher verse [a forced punchline]


Let's begin... shall we..?


I'm a rounded emcee, and for fun I'm heartless,
You didn't lose your competitive edge, just didn't have one to start with...
my strategy's nice, blastin these herbs twice wit plenty heaters,
I guess I'll refrain from punches since u dont have any either...
Av's on a murderin rampage.. u gettin rattled in fights,
I'm makin this pussy extinct.. now no cat'll survive...
& now u think u king of battlin, but god ruins parties well,
..cuz I merked the illest cat you lost to on Rapbattles...
And if your back at your best, then that's news to me,
...Cos your transvestite ass aint what you used to be...
Shit, I father kids ..go ahead ...push me and see,
I just made the biggest cock on this site look like a pussy to me...
kid is a roamer.. I'm bound to mark ya flesh wit harsh hands,
'cuz getting bayou is far easier than leasing the marshlands...
at best... you need pussy.. fuck it.. it's time for telling,
face it.. there's no activity downtown.. like nyc on 9/11...
your stained tits are the worst shit.. Im drastic in verses,
cuz this preacher puts em on the glass more than jesus in churches...
my votes'll speak loud and clear no matter what you wrote or think,
we all know your true colors.........................are mostly pink...




20 lines... who's next..?

10 bars son...ha..and you had to explain ya verse....your pitiful

AV GETS SLAPPEED, N CRACKED OVA-YA-BACK, CUZ YA SPIT-WAS-WACK, N YOU LACKED METTAS WHEN-YOU-SPAT, SO NOW I MUST EXEMPLIFY THAT!//
PREACH IS WAY OUTTA YA REACH, OUTTA-YA-LEGUE_MAN WATCH ME TEACH!, THIS CATS MIND-IS-TOO-WEAK-TO-SPEAK, SO FROM NOW ON LOOK-BEFORE-YOU-LEAP NEXT TIME-IN-YA-SLEEP//
I GRIP THE KEYS, YOU WHOOP ME?…PLEASE!, YOU JUST ANOTHER CASUALTY, BROUGHT DOWN TO YA KNEES-ASKIN-ME, TO LET WALK AWAY WIT LIFE TO-FLEE-FREE//
I CANT QUIT, WHEN I START-TO-SLIT N CUT-YA-WRISTS, TILL BLOOD BEGINS TO SLIDE FROM YA EYE LIDS, N I WATCH YOU HIT, THE FLOOR N YA BLOOD BEGINS TA SKIDD//
EACH OF YA BARS ARE PLAYED-IN-TEXT, I LEAVE YOU LYRIC-LESS FROM A BRUISED CHEST, CUZ U TRYIN-TO-TEXT-VET, BUT ARENT ABOVE VIRGIN STATUS YET//
LOOK AT MY REC YOU MAGGOT, HOW HAVE I LOST? WHEN IM FLAWLESS YOU ILLITERATE FAGGET, THOSE NUMBERS DIDN’T JUST APPEAR-BY-MAGIC, AND “YOUR” LOSS WONT BE-AS-TRAGIC//
AV HAS TROUBLE PLAYIN-WIT-WORDS, WIT METAS_PLAYED PUNCHES_AN VERBS, YOU AN HERB AND STILL DON’T KNOW HOW-WORDS-WORK, YOU OSTRICANT TURD!//
YOU SPIT LIKE YOU WANT REVENGE, WHY TRY-TO-PRETEND, THAT YOU AINT GONNA GET KNOCKED ROUND THE-BEND-AGAIN, AN RE-SENT BACK TO THE NEWBIE-SECTION-MY-FRIEND//
PREACH SPIT WIT AMNESTY, BOW TO YOUR MADJESTY, TO NOT WOULD-BE-BLASPHEMY, YOUR JUST ANOTHER CASUALTY, YA DEATH WIL COME-AS-NO-TRAGEDY//
THE MICS-BEEN-BLESSED, ITS OK…YOU GAVE-IT-YOUR-BEST, BUT YA VERSE STANK WORSE-THAN-YA-BREATH, THE ODER WAS SO BAD IT MADE “RIGHT GUARD” TURN LEFT!//

I explained what... where..? Dunny I explained YOUR verse... Fuckin idiot...

not really son...your still a newbie

vote = Preacher...

Better flow, Multis all throughout, nice punches (some played, but everything worked well)

Not taking anything away from you AV, Preacher just came harder but your shit was still ill...

VOTE ON MY BATTLES SO I CAN MOVE ON TO SOME MORE PUNKS!

vote= avalon

preacher was right there going shot for shot with the punches but everything else in the verse kinda lacked avalon took the volcab, flow and overall feal of the verses

na i'm sayin both verses was hot but preach went to anotha place wit multies and everything else. basically it was one of those raps where verse 1 ws hot til u got ta verse 2.

my vote=preach

i think preach won it easily better punches and flow
vote=madd preacher

.Madd Preacher.
 

I got Madd Preacher takin' this joint too... Avalon, you a whack nigga. You lost your rhyme half way through, and you tried to pick it back up, you shouldn't have lost it in the first place. Preacher's multi's sent yo bitch ass runnin' for cover nigga. Stay off the boards dunny.


VOTE = MADD PREACHER

1-0 me...keep it up yall...n somma yall are gonna get pm'd...its time for preach to elevate

hahaha...and you said i lost to the cat i couldnt beat?...where does it say that son...im 1-0...what are you?...bout to be 0-1!...cake eatin fat ass willy lump lump....lmao~!

Avalon
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"my strategy's nice, blastin these herbs twice wit plenty heaters,
I guess I'll refrain from punches since u dont have any either..."

^That was good... Did you guys over look this?

"at best... you need pussy.. fuck it.. it's time for telling,
face it.. there's no activity downtown.. like nyc on 9/11..."

^Damn... You guys couldn't of read this verse.

"Av's on a murderin rampage.. u gettin rattled in fights,
I'm makin this pussy extinct.. now no cat'll survive..."

^Pretty Nice. Wow... this kid got fucked over.


Madd Preacher
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Basically he had a good flow and hella multis

^But there was no punches really.. Basic shit.



Multis are secondary in a RAP BATTLE... they only compliment
flow... not win battles. An ill line doesn't come from multis and
shit. It comes from the most unheard of or funniest punches.

Can't really judge a battle of shit other than punches... leave the pretty flows to the boys in "Open Mic"... unless a niggaz flow is so garbage that... you know... then I'd understand.







Vote=Avalon

I'm say'n avalon.. even tho he's a fuckin' freeposter... shit could've atleast voted on my battle... but yea, his punches were fuckin' jokes like this one..... "'cuz getting bayou is far easier than leasing the marshlands..."... bayou = by you... lol.. that's good shit right there... also "my strategy's nice, blastin these herbs twice wit plenty heaters,
I guess I'll refrain from punches since u dont have any either...".... that was some more A shit...

vote = AVALON

Hum... lmao... you kids and your multi's... Whoever actually read the verse and caught on... thanks... if not... Oh well... and... Preach... trust me... I'm no newbie... lol...

poll vote- avalon ...for all the reasos silence said those bars were nuts holla bak keep flowin 1