Metaphors-and-Similies
 

try to post up as many metas or similies that you can....


split you in half later like Siamese twins...

we see eye to eye like optometrists...

a long time coming like penile semen retention...

a lot of talking behind your backs like shiatzu massuses...

get fuck outta here like bankrupt porno sets...

dig into shit deep like doctor specialists for chrons disease...

Lines for days like Star Wars premieres...

Aim at building like Mohammad Atta, the verb not the word...

all boil over and burn your ass like gonorrhea...

Flowin out like champaigne from the bottle when it explodes,
Runnin over you like I am the car and you the roads,
Flyin through the air with the speed of a concorde,
Bringin joy to the world like an MJ record,
Worshippers at my feet, praisin me, the Lord.

My rhymes got more smoke than if you pissed in the snow

Aiyyo B, I fly higher than ET
My rhymes get displayed in more conventions than E3

The rhymes I make might turn a head on a nigga, and I spit verbal slugs cuz my tongue is the trigga

You couldn't spit a verbal slug if you had lead in your mouth

My spit fire put holes in your toes more than Air Force Ones

Ain't "No Doubt" I'm "Rocksteady"

Your "Name Is Nobody" like Canibus' lost recordings
Im tryin to be nice and open, bringin this to a closin

bring pain like bad surgeons,
sellin mo copies then foreign language bibal versons,
mo contageous then sirens spittin verses,
lyrics put pressure on ya like water in a boilin pan,
mo evil then sadam's evil plans,
yo life depends on me like i had god's hands

bring pain like bad surgeons

recyclin shit
that was off twistas adrenaline rush album only it was " I bring pain like two bad nurses"

I stack up like a wedding cake//I'm the feeling in ya stomach that you get right after you ate//My rhymes...I got shitloads like elephant dong//As good as it gets like right-handed I could never be wrong//Like Popeye eating Spinach my delivery's strong//And like a suicidal baby you ain't livin' that long//Messing wit' me is like a game of craps//You win some you lose some but don't bet back

wel sorry billy ooo recyling i think NOT faggot

wel sorry billy ooo recyling i think NOT faggot

i got invincibily like cheats on a console game,
my name everywhere like the latest sensation name,
billy gets crushed quickly like a soda can under a steam roller,
trill idolized like the iatola,
like the fire in hell fake emcees from florida get burnt continuous,
i read yo shit u like a globe trotter's game not serious,
this cat gunna die cuse he's too curious.

trills as white as tha great white hype

^^lol


like plastic surgery keepin your nose in my business/
like i was sellin you coke let me know my dope is relentless/
whether i'm here or not you feel my presence right near you/
fly Ariel like Sharon over southern Chateila burials/
plots thickening like Gorbachav takin whore up in bathroom stalls
rockin spots like birth marks/
calm in my wrath, comments about my family in the bomb like Hamas/
drop crews like Sieera Leone disarming your clans/

great white hype im tha great white hope
spittin mo game than surmons from the pope//
spittin frost like a monsoon too many words i make yo head swoon//
grab a spoon steady consume like I hit ur gurls nasty poon
I must obsume try to resume but fire I can move//

HOP ON STAGE AND CAUZE TENSION LKE A GREAT RAGE//
IM AT A BLINDIN AGE LIKE A CRADLE 2 THA GRAVE//
GOT SO MANY DEATHS ON MA CONSIONS JUSS LIKE THA GREAT PLAGUE//
I PUT ON SCORCHIN SHOWS LIKE WEN FIRE BURNS YA FOE'S//
BUT FUKKAHS WAITIN 4 ME 2 FALL OFF LIKE MICHEAL JACKSONS NOSE//
COZ YAHL PISSD OFF LIKE IM NOT THA 1 GOD CHOSE//
MA LYRICS GET AROUND LIKE THA YANKEES DIIRTY HOES//
MA ENIMEIS FALL DOWN LIKE A BALLET DANCER WIT NO TOES//
YAHL FINKIN IM DEAD LIKE A MONKEY THAT FROZE//
NOW IM GONE N SWITCHED OFF BUT ITS LIKE THIS SHIT IS CLOSED!!