More whack from my crack
 

I make you wanna crap in your pants
When you leave it up to happenstance
It's no wonder you're a sycophant
I rave and rant
Gettin' more done than a pile of ants
Like a lap dance I wake you up
Shake you up
When I say "Wassup" you say "True love"
You're so mixed up!
Still licking the bottom of boots
Gum sticking to the dirt and roots
Why you wanna live like this?
Drinking piss, trying to give me a kiss
Diss me and you can kiss my fist!
Life is hard enough...you think you've got the stuff
When the going gets rough you're not that tough
Screaming through high school
Being a fag is becoming so cool
It makes me sick...just wanna rip off their dicks
Try to touch my body and I'll beat 'em with a stick
Leave the bloody perverts floating in a crick
I sound like a hick
God made Adam and Eve...not Adam and Rick
Lemme show you a trick...1, 2, 3 and bang!
You're a faggot
Take your ball sack and drag it
Through a field of glass...don't mean to make you feel like trash
God loves you too, but He hates the things you do
I'm just a singer on the ringer
Like the taste when it lingers
Spread the baste with your fingers
Not pointing the flipper...just beware of the Skipper
Scarier than Jack the Ripper
But kinder than a pretty waitress when you tip her
I'm loose with my style, one of a kind in the pile
Out of my mind when I'm riled
Out of this bind I get wild
Meek and mild was not in my cards
Small as a child but sharp like the shards
That fall from the windows my balls broke
If ya'll tried to get this ya'll would choke
My brain sometimes feels like it's gonna split
Strain crosses the line...I reel, just can't spit
Analyze this, analyze that all the time
As wiser kid told me...stop that on a dime
My eyes are gettin' tired from what I'm observing
There's more bad than good and it's so unnerving
And so I'm depressed when I should be curving
And swerving my way through this crazy life
Deserving nothing but Hell, it's hazy tonight
Like a lazy wife I just give up...why even try?
I don't think I'll ever be able to win this fight

lol. I liked this. I wonder if others will, but...
MC Paul Barman? ha.
It's good to see something funny, no glocks and no nines.
There's cocks, but not mine.
"God loves you too, but He hates the things you do"
I thought that was pretty good when I came across it.
The style is real raw though, and at times I wonder if you're TRYING to be funny, or... well... just really white.
"Scarier than Jack the Ripper" Bah!
I don't know. Keep droppin' though and I'll look at it.

yea.. I liked the style, it was origional, and it flowed pretty good.. if you elevated you'd pro'lly be safe.. peace