Chrit vs VanillaGorilla
 

Aight
This is gonna be a quick one

10 lines max
3-0 ko
first to 5 wins

Alright, fuckin' bring it

Aight look

Vanilla Gorilla's bout to be worked over like Ali did to cats in Manilla
Fuck payin right now for this lesson, I'll just have to bill ya
In this lyrical game of mortal kombat, my flow's devine
Flawless vitctory, like Shang Tsung said you soul is mine
Another rook tryin to dethrone the king...
Another herb to the graveyard far before he sets foot in the ring
Simple ryhmes and no complexities
Hows this kid think he can come and flex to me
Normally, this is where I'd leave a wordplay to leave his head spinnin
But fuck that shit, he's too simple minded like a primate and once again 3-0 I'll be winnin

What's that I hear / Time for me to get some battlin' done right here / Time for me to start rattlin' a fuckin' queer

Now I get the shit / I gotta fight Chrit / A bitch with no witt / Such a big pussy his nickname's "clit" / Not even worth the saliva that hits the pit when I spit my shit

Now I'd like to take the time to say thanks for you lettin' me bust a line / Time to up your stock of loser talk, "it's OK, you'll get him next time"

Aight hit the polls

explain yaselves and poll vote ya'll

What the fuck???

His verse wasnt even up and this herb got a vote

no votin on ya self kid

I wouldn't fuck with the Gorilla...

I thought I hit check results.

What the fuck poll's 2-0 and aint nobody voted on here...

Dominion probably voted. Judging by his post. Maybe the other was me. I was GONNA vote for myself, but thought that was low. (The box was checked, but I swear I fuckin' hit view results.)

Or maybe I'm just that smooth in my groove.

I wouldn't fuck with the Gorilla...

that aint no vote...

on here you explain the shit and text vote...

then you hit the polls...

this is straight bullshit

Who says what's a vote and what isn't. Surely not the dude doing the battle.

hahaha what a fuckin pile of bullshit this has been
chrit kicked ass no doubt everything was better not even comparable
vote chrit

aight 1-2

1-1 not counting your vote

1-0 not counting the dickriding vote

Not shittin' on Caspah, but if "don't fuck with the Gorilla" doesn't count, then neither does his.

Funny, and yet somehow strange how your standards change when you and the voter are on the same page. That's fine, I'm not worried about building a fuckin' name.

You can have that line for free, as you seem to be in need.