Funny stuff I wrote after getting dumped
 

Birds Suck

Those fuckin' birds
they really suck
They won't put (?) out
Now what is up?
They dress up like
they are fucking sluts
But they won't even
suck my nuts
Fuck those birds
Fuck 'em all
Go to Hell
once and for all.

I talked to one
She stared me down
She acted like I
was just fuckin' around
But I cared for her
We hang rown close
That bitch punched me
On my nose
Fuck those birds
Fuck 'em all
Go to hell
Once and for all
So have those bitches
and rape 'em all
take them and make them scream y'all
Have some fun
I don't give a shit
Beat those birds
they make me sick
Fuck those birds
Fuck 'em all
Go to Hell
once and for all.

It's mean, and pathetic @ the same time

ha! not in a ridiculing way tho, man. This shit is sad, and hilarious all at once. At first, before you started talking about them dressing like sluts, I thought you were talking about birds that fly. That was much funnier. Anyway, this is great.
Peace

Uppin' for opinions