im numero uno
 

i...am...better...than u systematically
beat u down rythmically
imphatically
and radically
u ugly and smelly
take u down a dark ally
i rhime better than nelly
u faggot
fuckin' maggot
karnt hack it
go and cry cry
while i rhime bi bi
coz u shy shy
it aint no lie lie
y don't u give up, and die
ur rhime sounds like a lullabie
bitches love me like i was james bond, the spy
thatz right! i'll have the ladies
and i'll bag on slim shadies
i aint afraidies
coz i'm king dick
make u shit a brick
u realise u thick
i wanna bop u inda head
i've been wif ur mum in bed
at ur home the shed
bitch ate blubber
wen i freed willy
bitch is so silly
my dick was in her mouth
thats right, she went down south
she loves the cocks
and karnt wait 2 get in2 anutha manz jocks.

cirkus-circkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus-cirkus!

mmm i think i'll give you some critique in spanish
*puts on cheesy mexican accent*
ok amigo,
Sus rimas no eran nada sino débiles. Usted piensa que usted era el número uno cuando realmente usted es más como el rhymer peor del mundo. ¡Usted aspira!

ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah tis true inspire...hahaha shits funny.numero uno my ass.

that shit was garbage