In Da Coffin(In Da Club Parody)
 

go go go go go go go
Go Father
its your prayer
They gon be cryin
but its your prayer
You know that I'm Lying
But its your prayer
And you know we don't give a fuck
but say your prayer
(Chorus)
Could find me in the coffin
hard to breathe so im coughin
look mama i ain't really dead, so stop cryin
Im into surprisin people,not into tellin jokes
So don't be scared when you think im dead and i just spoke

When ya pull up in the hospital wearin all black
I jumped back onto my bed thhis is gonna be a crack
It was a sunny day, but they all thought i was dead
when you look so pale the message gets through their head
But homie ain't nuttin changed i still ain't dead
I see you mommy try to keep ya head up
should watch how you move father im tryin to act limp
they thought i was hit by a few shells when i was beat up by a chimp
In the hood all they say is "your sister is hot"
They like me i want em to think that im copyin Pac
But when they find out they gonna think that i'm loco
When they though i died after the chimp put me in a chokehold
Im full of focuz man, my mind on the crack
didn't get no money out the deal, and i think that was whack
If I don't wake up, they'll be takin my stash, sellin my coke
I'm tryin to make you laugh, dawgs now i'm ready to go


Hook

My show, my priest gave me the idea
he gave me all these fancy things
the coffin, the bed, the chimp,
look homie i can fake death and i know im gonna win

Look mommy, my death i juss faked it
Oh You mad?
I thought that you'd be happy I faked it
Im tha cat by the coffin
laughin at this cool crack
Move out the hood lookin different wearin all black
And when im done im gonna scare everyone to death
and out the hosp. in seconds they gone
If the Milk's expired let the motherfucker rot
talkin about jokes homie I ain't concerned
Im'a tell you what Banks told 50
cuz go head switch the style up
If niggas joke then they should but watch your laughter pile up
Or we could go upside with this joke that was fucking whack
I knew i couldn't hold it in why did i fart like that??

hook



don't try to act like you don't know where i be at either

im in jail at the time so bail me out(shoulda never stole the chimp from)
Chimp Unit

the whack joke aftermath

i kinda mixed the clean version with the dirty version cuz it felt better at some points to use each version

don't sleep people i spent quite a bit on this

pretty funny...
thats comin froma 50 cent fan...
keep writin...

Fiori

man i like 50 too, but it was just a phat idea so....

If you were going to re_dub a song, why do one that is very
popular everywhere, even Beyonce has her own version

I thought your version was nice, not to over the top, you stuck
with the orginal pretty well

You could be the next Wierd Al, if this is what you like to do

It wasn't to simple, you really put time into this Open Mic piece

Keep postin

~1~

i could be like weird al but i also want to write my own songs, so im not considering this a caree thing, but hell its still mad fun

lmao funny ass shit dawg , , i was feelin this drop

lol dat jus sounded too funny not to laugh.Good parody tho,STay ^
-Avi

stilll upppin for comments.

lmfao big time
this is some of the funniest shit
love the whole chimp thing
beautful drop
i read it like 4 times with "in da club"
in the background

while i was readin dis , , i played da "In da club" beat in tha background ,,, and that shit was Ridin

L.M.A.O , cool shit man .. keepp it up and maybe do some more of that shit it had me laughin

Yeh There's Alotta Spin Offs With In Da Club But Yoors Was Good Coz It Came From a Different Angle... I Liked This Alot...

''In Da Pub'' - 50pence... <===Classic