FunK_DoC vs. Dice Roller
 

yo Rules
1st ta 5
15-20 bars
3-0 k.o
no dick ridin or that bullshit aight
and since im bored i'll spit 1st

oh yea hey try ta get ur verse in as soon as possible man i dont want u takin days thinkin bout it haha.

let me start it off by "rollin" ur "dice" like i work at a "casino"/
u like the bitch ass cheaters and im like robert deniro/
dice-roller u should stick ta rollin dice/
cuz imma bout ta fry yo ass like chicken fried rice/
i havent won a battle yet but its time for a 1st/
cuz ur softer than alicia keys and im harder than fred durst/
i suggest u dont even try that way i cant embaress ya/
but since we started this shit imma "murda" yo ass like ja/
its like im from shady records and ur from murda inc/
u dont stand a chance cuz all yo shit stinks/
u better off leavin this rap game alone/
cuz ur shit sounds older than sylvester stallone/
st. paul where the fuck is that anways?/
isnt that the place where half the population is fuckn gays?/
anywayssss lets jus end it at that/
cuz i jus murdered ur ass without even needin ta touch a gat.

in da 1st 2 lines im talkin bout Casino the movie ya know wit deniro jus incase u didnt catch that.

yo dicccce u gonna post ur verse or wha?

fuck dice-roller where u at man? lets get ur verse up here already

ya show u lil pussy bitch

yo niggaz go check out dis battle TMcVeigh Vs. RythmicTendicies

HA HA on ur rules you still didnt put no time limit bud, if you do that and the person dont write back in time thats a K.O. Just thought I would let ya know. will vote on this later

aright this is the last time im gonna give Dice 24 more hours ta fuckn get his shit together and post it, if it aint up i say i should automatically win.

sorry dawg i was unable to find da battle

dice
 

aight doc, man you ever been in the ghetto come ta my block/
you prolly grew up a rich boy so dont talk/
man ill slaughter your ass, at the same time ill be smokin some grass/
standin right there next to your dead ass, you go down to a blast/
imma hide you in an old house were the floors creek, im gettin weak cuz fuck you reak/
imma seek and win this battle, and climb aboard my sattle/
man my shit would wanna make a grown man tattle/
so go ahead you wont be the first, damn you wanna the worst/
imma a burst out laughin if i ever see ya face, you a discrase to all men/
so go grab a pen and find one yo otha wanna be freestylin friends/
here's one yo other trends, " a wanna be rapper"/
you'd be better off bein a tap dancer, in a tight lil suit/
man ne mother fucker that sees you should kick you with there boot/
or go play the flute, ill lisen to you play a motzart line/
that will make ya shine, make this freestyle battle mine/
rap ur ass in twine throw ya in the road/
and get rund over by a huge truckers load/
my mode is killen, freestyle billen/
im just an online villen, whos life is full a skillen


kinda shitty but oh well

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I'm not closing this, but it will not show up on your records due to the new system being in effect. Only battles set up as BATTLES will count, not ones set up as POLLS.. Sorry if you posted this before the new system was put into effect. To set up a thread as a battle now, click New Topic and then on the bottom of that page click BATTLE.

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i got to give this one to funk doc his line made more sense dice man that shit was fucked up hard to followvote=funk_doc