the real big ugly (me)
 

i was at my cousins house today and he has a digital cam, so i thought i would be kind enough to show you a real picture of me.
but for some reason his cam only takes black and white pictures........so you guys cant see my super sexy colors,

(BTW incase you where to stupid to know, that picture of the guy in beach toys wasnt really me LOL)

drum roll please............

the most anticipated moment has come.......the shit talkers idenity is revealed......(this should be pay per view)........ladys and gentlemen.......please put your hands together for THE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT ASIAN DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm hispanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry girls i know im sexy but i cant post any nude pics cause its just to sexy for this site LOL

Wow I wouldnt fuck with you. You look like a Chineese Triad

LOL im not chineese

Give him a suit and a tie,then he will definitly look like a made man in the Yakuza,can't fuck with them.Obviously hispanic though.....but still could slip away with the Yakuza thing..

Tight pic. looks like u cut ur pic and pasted it on that backround. Lol. anyways, tight tho man. how much u push overhead ? u have some broad shoulders, not well on traps, but big. u play football? ud be the first asian i know? lol. Str8



by the way,.......u have a fly on ur lip

If you put him in a suit with a black derby hat hed look like ODDJOB from the Bond Films

damn it! im not asain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have small eyes but im not asain!!!!

i didnt cut and paste it, i think its just the lighting in the room cause i was standing right under a light. LOL im not that smart. i wish i knew how to do that so i could cut and paste my self next to famous rappers and look cool. .

fly on my lip LOL when austin powers came out everyone started doing that stupid molly molly thing he does to that guy with the mole. it was funny for a while but now its gay

I can almost see myself in your head

HEY LOOK 2pac just stoped by to say hi, i told you he was still alvie!

What did you do to pac man....looks like he is gonna piss his pants..

here i am again battling notorious big.....i won

oh i just beat him in a battle, he didnt like it

LMAO

and u do look like oddjob, and theres mad smut in da background on da wall, i guess the fact he beats his meat is no secret

LMAO thats not my room,