How the fuck is Bizzare signed
 

When this guy gets on a track, he goes off beat, his lyrics are as simple as they can get, and are garbage.Honestly, if this guy can get signed, anybody can get signed, and I would bet my life that their isn't one person that can't spit better than him on this site, then yet the he is sitting on millions of dollars?????wtf..

haha im feelin ya...he annoys the fuck outta me

Whatever

His Lyrics Are Simple

But His Shit Is So Wack It's Nice

I Already Bootlegged Half Of His Album So Far

I Think Dude Is Coo

~1~

He got signed the same way that Ja Rule and Nelly were signed, along with all of those other wack fucks like DMX and Drag-On.
Eminem promised he would bring people up with him, unfortunately, he leaves talent alone and brings up wack people ie. D-12 and 50 Cent so that he can save his title of being so great.

i hate bizzarte and d12 the only decent ones on d12 are proof and kuniva......1

..........i agree w/ yall 100 % ........envious stylez and muh thugga couldnt have said more.....i feel exacaly how yall do..............

thats wrong...Bizarre had an album before d12 i kno d12 been together ages but i mean Bizaree has his own album years back called "attack of the weirdos!"...d12 are boring...they have skills but they rap bout bollocks

i like proof tho and i dunno the other guy if hes Kon artist or what he ses lines in shit on u like "its only right i jak da cars keys and run, spend all my advancements on weed and guns!" i like him

bizzare is one of the funniest men alive




fyi there was already a thread about him like a month ago

^ word my favorite is on 1 track i think its my words are weapons not 100% thou & he goes Bizare"i cant be the gay rapper" eminem "y not" BIzare"cuz i only fuck animals" < has me in my hysterics

Awwwwwwwwwwwww MuhThugga Stole My Reply...Well The First Two Lines...

Focker...

Only reason he's signed is cuz he has a famous white friend

:rolleyes:
how come none of my white friends can do this?

ok, lets get this straight... bizarre rhymes suck serious ass...but their so bad their funny...example: "Its Friday night, im at a rave again// picking up transvestites on my Harley Davidson" or "It can make stpo beating tina// It can make slim shady fall back in love with Christina" or "Bitch let me in the house "Avon?// Naw I just came to eat ya mother out//"

VERDICT: Stupid but porbably he most fun to listen to (except Proof)

I don't think it's funny, I have stupid friends to entertain me in humorous manners. He jus comes off as lame to me. Retarded people can say funnier stuff, that's why I think he's a waste of a contract. Someone with real talent could be in his spot.....

dude is starte up wack, he cant master the simplest of flows. anyone can be funny with his sense of humour hes jus coming up wid some crazy shit so none of the media ll mention his wackness

He forgot to bring his boy Royce tho... who exceeds the talent of D12, 50, and Obie combined.