Dyslexic vs. m.B.p
 

20-30
no d/r, crew, hater votes
3-0 KO
5 votes wins
you know the rest, just say if you gonna spit first or second

I already spit my verse on the battle you fucked up on, and there is no reason to edit it or make it better so here it is...


aight, fuck it//
i'll spitt first against this bitch dyslexic//
beating this fag ain't gonna be hecktic//
and if he ever saw a dick, he'd probably get down on his knees trying to suck and lick it//
i'm gonna squash your ass like a cricket//
i don't even have to be sober, so hold on, let me pick up this bong, and hit it//
philly'z phinest? haha it should be phily'z easyest//
and you can't possibly think you could stand up to cali's best//
when i'm done with you, you should trade in your dick and vest//
for a pussy and a dress//
it was a stupid idea think you could mess, with m.B.p.//
on raps hall of fame its gonna say, pac, big and me//
after my punches i'ma leave you wallowing in a pool of your own blood and eurin//
unconsciously thinkin, "i'ma kill em'" but thats just you wishn'//
then i'll go begin clubin'- your bitch will see me cripn'- i'll take her home and sart funkn'//
raw and hard, till she starts to cry//
actually that last bit was a lie//
she's such a slut she isn't even worth a hit it and quit it, only if she's lucky would i even let her lick it//
fuckin' hoe, no wonder you two go together like rocky and bullwinkle//
you just got beat so bad it can't be fun//
so quit right now, and go back to swallowing cum, what you can't think we are really that dumb//
that bitch you wit ain't really a good discize//
we know your just full of lies//
the people you really want to fuck are guys//

are you going to show up................................................ ........
................................. i'm waiting for your verse

this bitch is a no show....c'mon pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm still waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gettin' To 100, Then Im Gonna' Hit Up This Battle, Aight?

Peace.

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when are you going to post your shit, c'mon, fucking no show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

I smell pussy, is that you dyslexic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck this is were yo ass hides RC he do me a fav can you get some peeps to my battle...............

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthr...15&pagenumber=2 this is the link i just need some votes

you little bitch
post your shit
___________________________PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

m.B.p let sleepin' dogs lye/
cause you gonna regret when we see eye to eye/
Here's poetic justice/
You thought I'd be a no-show/
But instead I show up late and put your ass in the inferno/
m.B.p, Honestly, that shit was hypnotic/
it put me to sleep/
kid, you must still be hooked on phonics/
your punches are nothin if you don't got harmoincs/
every part of your rhyme scheme lacks textual methods/
that shit was so thin your name should be anorexic/
How'd you expect to bring down dyselxic/

My punches hit harder than an H-bomb/
But I still won't hit you as hard as I hit your mom/
You can't surpass my rap without mental dexterity/
You talk a lotta crap but chew pencils cause you scared of me/
I can't help but see the irony/
of a wannabe MC /
who's bout to get turned into an overnight statistic/
who unknowingly stumbled upon my cataclysmic/
punches that hit like Bruce Lee/
but a little more sadistic/
The thing that's really twisted is that you probably missed it/
You can't comprehend me cause my wordplay is so gifted/
Sometimes you weak shit didn't even rhyme/
Your bit lines got more donors than Frankestein/
you spit quik for a cat whose illiterate/
sound-it-out kid, you dumb as a bag of bricks/
You think your games tight cause you spit fast/
but those lyrics look like a project from a special ed. class/
Call the arson unit cause I just burnt yo ass/

sad, this battle wasn't even close. I'ma have o vote for Dsylexic on this one because he had more... everything! Pucnhes meta's, multies you name it. I almost wasn't gonna give it to him because he took 4ever to post but he blew the other guy away

someone call the police and report this rape! Dyslexic bent mbp over and made em his bitch! better punclines, good comebacks, good imagery!!!!1

vote dyslexic

nice battle i can't vote yet both yall had nice verse ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////