jokes.............................
 

aight a man walks in a gay club to get a drink cause he's very thirsty

well he goes to the bartender and ask for a club soda so the bartender says you can only get drinks if ya have a name for ya dick so the dude says what do you mean so the bartender calls a regular over and he tells the man that his dicks name is m&m's cause it melts in ya mouth not in ya hand then his friend comes over and says his dicks name is oscar cause its huge as a suasage

so the man says well my dicks name is secrate cause its strong enuff for a man but made for a women

then leaves outta the bar screamin flammer's


lol


anyways yall got some funny's

I Have Some Jokes For You

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=51269

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blah blah blah just tryna have some fun

so the man says well my dicks name is secrate cause its strong enuff for a man but made for a women

^^^^i said that.............that was me!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you mean you made up the joke well maybe ya did i heard the shit from some dike

ur so stupid....

u made this damn thread!!!

nah im fuckin around that shits funny as fuck

i was the man i the bar......based on a tru story

**morphs into a 14 year old schoolboy**

you walked into a gay bar? ewwwwwww! homo! homo!

lmao, j/k.

lol

That shit was off uh BET Comic View, I forgot the comedian tho....

and I'm pretty sure it's 'secret' pal..........

A blonde and a gay man have to catch an airplane for an important meeting. Which one gets there first?







The faggot because he already has his shit packed.

thats a good one................^^^^^^^^^^^^

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lol @ Muthugga

So Jesus walks into a hotel, throws some nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night."