Couch Potatoe
 

...sittin' on the couch with no where for me to go, it's rainin' outside, plus the temperatures 20 below//
Most people have went to sleep but me i prefer to flow, but first saddle up for the trail and enhale the white snow//
I got the house to myself for a week and no parents,so no worries about finding the cocaine rocks, plus i'm swearing//
Eatin' Domino's pizza off my mom's fine china, watchin' pornos every night am i a pervert, well, kinda//
I can't help it, i'm feelin' restless, watchin' the music awards to see J.LOPEZ's revealing dress again//
I think i see a nipple,oh damn effects of cocaine, got me bored and horny watchin' reruns of THE SOUL TRAIN//
The whole house is in shambles and outside it's still pourin', my pupil's are dilated as i hear the storm roaring//
The phone rings and it almost gave me a cardiac arrest, you couldn't believe what i heard it put goosebumps on the back of my flesh//
I said "Hello" and the cat responds, "I'm watchin' you Pal,i got two maschetti's with your name on em' you know it's too late"//
So i put down the phone and i run to the window quick, i don't know why,in most movies folks die for doin' that shit//
But me i'm highly sedated and can't even walk straight,my talk is slurred runnin' from a killer not far away//
Out of anxiety and fear i locked all of the doors 'i think',then i sat down in my kitchen to chill wit a quick drink//
Sayin' to myself, this ain't happenin' this caine got my brain' breached, not knowing i poured CLOROX bleach in my glass of plain tea//
Took a drink and could'nt speak the bleach was eatin' my vocals, tried to scream but then some cat had put a blade to my throat bone//
"Remember me?" the voice said as he punctured my throat much harder, my heart had stopped and i didn't have the voice to scream louder//
By the time i recognized he slit my throat and i start convulsin', effects of the bleach, cocaine and the fact my throat's cut open//
I looked up, and the cat was the kid who delivered the pizza, said this was for the fact that i paid with a platinum VISA//
So my advice to you rap cats to keep misery from deployin', next time you pay cash or charge for pizza, tip the delivery boy some....one.

?Uppn
Why sleep it does you know good